Build it, and they will come

All the recent debate over the proposed building of a mosque near Ground Zero is, at the very least, a little disconcerting.  The issue has become a supercharged, political conflict to be sure but what I find endlessly amusing is how every liberal in this country has all of a sudden become an expert on the subject of religious freedom.  How laughable is that?  We're talking about LIBERALS:  the same group of neanderthals who will stop at nothing to eradicate any vestige of God from society.  They consider portions of the Bible hate speech.  They despise Christians, they loathe the Church and all that it stands for but my oh my, when it comes time to build the victory mosque, they are crawling out of the walls in support of it.  Like never before, liberals are screeching about how First Amendment rights are sacred in America, which, of course, they are.  But liberals preaching about the subject is like having Josef Mengele giving a lecture on the importance of medical ethics.  The hypocrisy is overwhelming.  I wonder how the devout muslim crowd feels about their new found friends from the left.  Keep in mind, liberals hate God, are by nature securalists, they champion gay rights at every turn, and can look at a dumpster filled with dead, mutilated children, smile, and shout "reproductive rights".  I'll bet that's going to raise a few eyebrows, if not ignite some good old fashion IED's, amongst the islamic community.  Naturally, our increasingly unpopular Leader had to give his useless opinion on the topic.  Sticking his nose up in the air at a dinner celebrating the Ramadan Bombathon, every one's favorite holy month, he lectured all of us stupid, intolerant Americans about the muslim's right to build their mosque and practice their religion of peace anywhere they want.  See, that's the problem with Bammy, as well as any other liberal:  they don't listen, they lecture.  Like a dog returning to its own vomit, a liberal simply cannot resist the urge to talk down to everyone in a debate.  And that's what Bambam did.  Obviously, it was not well received and the Whitehouse, in its typical wimped-out way, has gone completely silent on the topic.  Not that it matters, Bo's approval rating is sinking faster than America's credit; half the country now strongly disapproves of his performance, with good reason.  No one wants an incompetent, arrogant, inexperienced loser for a president.

So, here's an idea.  Since liberals love to shriek about tolerance and inclusivity, let's just put it into action.  Build the $100 million dollar victory mosque and right next to it, put in a Catholic Church.  Right behind it, build a Jewish synagogue and then, in an effort to cater to our buddies on the left, build an abortion clinic next door.  Just down the block, a gay bar would be nice.  And let's not forget to build The First Church of Atheism on the same block.  I wonder how the muslims will enjoy our new diverse and colorful urban plan?  I'll bet they'll offer up gobs of tolerance just like they do through out the rest of the world.

Truth Be Told

If the teleprompter could force Bammy to speak truth, this is what he'd say tomorrow night in his first dissemination of propaganda from the oval office to all us common serfs and useful idiots.

"My fellow comrades, aahhh, I mean Americans,  Aaahh, duhh, I want all of you to stop asking tough questions and thinking that I'm not good at being president.  Remember how much you used to like me?  Well, ahh, do that again.  Aahhh, This oil thing is hard, and it's not my fault!  I, I, I, I, aahh was just down there and ahh it's hard to clean that stuff up.  So, just lay off!  I'm gonna kick some ass, just wait and see.  That'll fix it.

Aaahhh, anyway, here's the truth.  Look, that fact is, I'm really not the genius that you guys said I was.  The truth is, I was a pretty stupid kid, dumped by my dad who was a marxist leaning, pseudo intellectual who ran around the world impregnating anyone who would let him, then running away.  My mom was a white trash hippie who dragged me around the Islamic world following more jerks until she dumped me with her parents so she could run away from me too.  I was surrounded by communist activists, radicals  and Marxist sympathizers who I found cool and people whose ideas seemed comfortable to me.  In Hawaii I was one of the nerdy kids who others picked on.  Sure, I could try to play basketball but, like my father, I gravitated to and hung out with the pot smoking twits who constantly fantasized about burning down the country.  That just always seemed so cool!  Aaahh, anyway, somehow I made it through high school and got into college where I was an average student at best.  Luckily though, these radical Marxist types took a liking to me because of my hatred for the country and they helped me get into Harvard Law School.  I think they saw the potential of me being a good puppet and of course, I am.  Aahh, anyway, I was ushered into some prominent positions there without really having to produce anything.  These people propped me up so that I looked better than I really was.  I never even had to publish anything for the Harvard Law Review!  I just had to show up to meetings once in a while and pretend that I knew what the hell was going on.  It was sweet!

So I get out of law school, do a few guest lectures for some professor friends of mine and then I could call myself a law professor!  I never was but technically, I could claim the title!  Score!  Aahh, then I go and help some of my pals in ACORN in Chicago where my puppet masters told me to go and they'd have their "people" get me connected to the machine.  So after a short stint teaching morons how to staple poster board to wood sticks and march around in a circle chanting lame phrases, I'm told to run for a state office that had been all set up for me by the machine.  It was a cinch.  I basically ran unopposed for every office I ever tried for.  Again, I was able to look the part without really having any substance.  So I learned that all you had to do to make it in politics was to have a good ghost writer, read a teleprompter and do what you're told by the machine that put you there.

So, again, the truth is that I really don't know what the hell I'm doing.  How could I?  I haven't really done anything for myself my whole life.  I started my political career in a domestic terrorist's living room and supposedly didn't know who he was?  Duhh.  Then, I sat for twenty years in a church led by an anti-American Marxist pastor, yet didn't know what he said?  Duhh.  Then my buddies in the MSM covered for me during the election, I'm elected somehow as president and now, holy crap!  What the hell?  How am I supposed to handle this job?  I've never had a freakin' job!  Now, I'm supposed to do this?  Right.  Anyway, the best thing I can do is blame others, bomb a few towel heads now and then and try to look cool at every photo op I can find.  I mean, come on!  Have you seen how cool I look skipping down the steps of Airforce One?  Geez, I'm freakin' glorious!  What don't you rubes get about my overwhelming persona?  I don't need to have any knowledge when I look so good, right?

So quit asking hard questions and leave me alone.  I've only got two and a half years left, and there are so many golf courses to play.  Aahh, duuhh....Oh yeah, you little people get out there and soap a duck.  I'm gonna go kick some ass.  Then I've got a hole to plug, then 18 holes to play."

Hey mister Soros, was that good?  did I do good that time, huh, did I mister Soros?  Can I go out and play now?"

Even Canadians Get It

Barack Hussein Obama:
I Told You So – Yes I Did
By Howard Galganov
Montreal, Quebec , Canada


When Obama won the Presidency with the help of the LEFTIST Media, Hollywood And Entertainment Liberals, Ethnic Socialists (ACORN), Stupid Non-Business Professionals and Bush Haters, I wrote: It won't take six months until the People figure this guy out and realize how horrible a mistake they've made. And when they come to that realization, the damage to the United States of America will be so great it will take a generation or more to repair - IF EVER.

The IDIOTS who not only voted for the Messiah, but also worked [hard] to promote his Lordship, are now left holding the bag.

Here are two things they will NEVER do: They will NEVER admit to making a blunder out of all proportion by electing a snake-oil salesman with no positive social history or management experience of any kind. They will NEVER take responsibility for the curse they've imposed upon the immediate and long-term future of their country.

In essence, the people responsible for putting this horror show in power are themselves responsible for every cataclysmic decision he makes and the consequences thereof.

In just six months, the Messiah's polls are showing the following: 1. On Healthcare Reform - He's going under for the third time with polling well Under 50 percent, even within his own Party. Even though he might be able to Muscle a Healthcare Reform Bill by using Chicago BULLY tactics against his Fellow Democrats, it will just make things worse. 2. On Cap and Trade (Cap and Tax) - The Fat-Lady is already singing. 3. On the Stimulus Package (Tax and Spend) - His popularity is in FREE-FALL. 4. On the TARP package he took and ran with from President Bush - It's all but Good-Night Irene. 5. On the closing of GITMO and "HIS" war on what he no longer wants called the War On Terrorism - He's standing in quicksand with his head just about to go under. 6. On a Comparison between himself and George W. Bush at the same six months into their respective first term Presidencies - Bush is ahead of him in the Polls. 7. On a comparison between He Who Walks On Water and the 12 preceding Presidents between WW II and now - Obama ranks 10th. 8. On a poll just conducted, that asks who would you vote for today between Obama and Mitt Romney - It's a dead heat. Between Obama and Palin - Obama's ONLY ahead by 8 points and she hasn't even begun to campaign. It seems to me that Obama wants to be everywhere where he shouldn't be.

He's personally invested in 'totally insulting' America 's ONLY REAL Middle Eastern ally ( Israel ) in favor of Palestinian Despots and Murderers. He's traveling the world apologizing for the USA while lecturing others on how to do it right, when in fact and truth he has no experience at doing anything other than getting elected.

He went to the Muslim world in Egypt to declare that America IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION while he heaped praises on Islam, where he compared the "plight" of the Palestinians to the Holocaust.

The Russians think he's a putz, The French think he's rude.

The Germans want him to stop spending.

The Indians want him to get his nose out of their environmental business.

The North Koreans think he's a joke, The Iranians won't acknowledge his calls.

And the British can't even come up with a comprehensive opinion of him.

As for the Chinese, he's too frightened to even glance their way. [After all, China now owns a large portion of the United States .]

Maybe if America's first Emperor would stay home more, travel less, and work a little bit instead of being on television just about everyday or stop running to "papered" Town Hall Meetings, perhaps he would have a little bit of time to do the work of the nation.

In all fairness, it wasn't HARD to be RIGHT in my prediction concerning Obama's presidency, even in its first six months, so I'm going to make yet another prediction:

OBAMA WILL PROBABLY NOT FINISH HIS 4-YEAR TERM, at least not in a conventional way.

He is such a political HORROR SHOW, and so detrimental to the USA and his Own Democratic Party, that the Democrats themselves will either FORCE him to resign or figure out a way to have him thrown out.

Who knows, maybe he really isn't a BORN US Citizen and that's a way the Democrats will be able to get rid of him. [He is a citizen, but not a naturalized citizen with both mother and father being US citizens.]

Or - MORE LIKELY THAN NOT, the Democrats will make Obama THEIR OWN LAME DUCK PRESIDENT.

I don't believe the Democrats have nearly as much love for their country as they do for their own political fortunes. And with Obama, their fortunes are rapidly becoming toast.

Arizona, I Remember You

Finally, a state that takes some real action in combating the flood of illegal aliens into America. With an estimated 460,000 illegal immigrants in Arizona and a Federal Government who refuses to accomplish anything substantive to tackle the problem, SB1070 is the first real salvo to stem the tide. Good for you, Arizona. Of course, predictably our hero in the Oval Office was quick to call the bill "misguided". This, from a man who still can't produce official documentation of his birthplace. Even more humorous are the legions of activists, democrats, and liberal trash crawling out from under the rocks, gnashing their teeth, loudly screaming about how illegal the bill is and that Arizona is a fascist state, similar to Nazi Germany. Frankly, any bill that gets the Left this spooled up has to be good on its own merit. I thoroughly enjoy watching liberals implode and go on their rampages; it's fun to watch.

Racial profiling you say? Really? Maybe it is. But, just maybe this could provide the impetus to the Latino community to police their own a little rather than holding marches and demanding their rights every other day. America is a nation of laws, at least it used to be. You want to come to this country, fine, do it legally. Get a job, learn ENGLISH, pay your taxes, don't steal, don't kill, don't rape, and be a good citizen. Can't abide by these rules? Get out and stay out. And if you don't leave? Well then, face the consequences. I know how hard it is for liberals to follow the logic here but it really is quite simple.

So, Arizona, real Americans everywhere are behind you. As much as the democrats want to give free health care, social security benefits, and free college tuition to those who break the law and have no right to be here in the first place, the majority just don't see it that way. Get your personal ID's in order and pucker up illegals, the Law is coming.

National Suicide

15 months into the journey from Hell, two-thirds of Americans are asking the same question: just how bad can things get? Our beloved, chain smoking, community-organizer masquerading as a president continues to astound virtually everyone with his incompetency. The dwindling hardcore, toe sucking obamabots predictably remain faithful to their messiah, pinning their collective dreams on an idiot who couldn’t be hired for a mid-level management position in a real company. Just where, one must ask, is the Hope and Change? Where are the sweeping new methods of running the government, the transparency, the fiscal responsibility? The healthcare reform bill, essentially the nexus of Bammy’s administration, gets jammed down America’s throat, is an unfolding nightmare with ramifications so far reaching it boggles the mind. There’s Pelosi, grinning that horrifying grin of hers, looking every bit as insane as she really is, carrying around her gavel, like some queen sow. How did we get here? How can our once proud and powerful nation be reduced to such a horrendous cesspool of liberalism, stupidity, and financial catastrophe? Clearly, our mangled country needs a self-correction, and fast. Obysmal’s latest approval ratings continue to slide. In fact, after the healthcare debacle was passed, his rating dropped to 43%. The only silver lining in this mess are the midterm elections which hopefully will result in a mass purging of lib dem garbage out of both houses, rendering Obumma impotent less than two years into his reign of horror.

Truly, Americans need to take to heart the difficult lesson being taught here and never again waste their votes on an inexperienced, lying, uber-liberal, America-hating, pandering, arrogant, condescending, constitution-trashing, and irresponsible douchebag like Barry. 2012: please hurry.

Obama calls for "Heaven's Gate" Strategy

In an unprecedented move today, President Obama called on fellow demoncrats to put on the same tennis shoes and purple track suits worn by the infamous Heaven's Gate Cult of California in preparation of the political suicide they are embarking on to save his image. From the podium this afternoon, Obama, nose aimed at the ceiling in arrogance, called on his comrades to be brave and take one for the team.

"Strap on the Nike's of loyalty and the track suit of commitment for my sake!", he shouted from the podium. "Don't worry about the great unwashed masses jamming the phone lines and email servers. We know that they are too stupid to understand how much we know what's best for them. Stay strong, and lay down your careers for me." "Who knows, maybe you can get a cushy job in my administration, or working for George Soros in one of his many clandestine shell companies used for the take down of this evil empire." "Be strong comrades!"

With that, Obama's minions, the Obama youth (Acorn), began to pass out the purple Nike's and track suits that the dems will wear as they go to their great reward in servitude to the master.

It was reported that one lone dem showed some resistance in taking the suicide uniform only to be quickly and silently dragged out of the room by several of the Obama brownshirts. The resistor wasn't seen again.

Hail to the Chief. The tail of the comet draws near.

Obama the Drunk

Now It all makes sense.
Finally we can understand the disaster that is Obama. He's a drunk. Therefore, we can now pity him, understand his disease and send him to treatment to make him better. According to his doctor, after his latest checkup, Obama was told to stop smoking and moderate his alcohol intake. And to think that all this time I was afraid that he might be the ultimate Manchurian plant sent into the presidency to destroy the USA. How silly was I. He was merely another victim of the evils of spirited drink. In his right mind, he's as patriotic and common sensed as the rest of us, but under the influence, he acts as a communistic, bullheaded criminal. It's not his fault! HE'S A DRUNK! There IS hope.