Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Well, well, well. You've been busy in my absence! Good! I see I haven't been too badly missed, or needed. You've all done quite nicely by yourselves. My short respite has been necessary for a number of reasons. One, it's been a crazy summer in the studio making piles of greenbacks thanks to a flourishing economy - thanks again George! Despite what the Socialist lefty propaganda wants us to believe - that high oil prices are a sign of the impending apocalypse - the economy is going strong, and those of us on the producing side of the ledger realize it. Second, I broke my wrist and didn't feel like one finger pecking at the keyboard. Lastly, I have to admit that the current state of politics has gotten to me a bit. The left is soooo far gone that it's hard to even see the humor in their dementia anymore. When Joe Loserman has become too conservative for the Demoncratic party, all you can do is stare blankly at the headlines and try to convince yourself that you’re not trapped in a frightening episode of the Twilight Zone. The only positive news for the dems recently has been the reluctant jettisoning of Cynthia McKinney, the most hateful racist in congress. I predict that she will inevitably occupy her new office, in the Georgia state Penal system, sooner rather than later. Without her power as a congresswoman to protect her, she will find her way to prison. Hateful, nasty crooks usually do.
Other than a few short vacations spent on the water, or listening to soulful, sweet blues at local festivals, I just haven't been able to join the fray as usual. I'll try harder now. I think we should start a pool to see who comes closest to the actual date that Iran is turned into a large sheet of glass! Who's in? President Deathwish (Ahmadinejad), will soon be communing with Allah and Mohammed, taking turns with their virgins, camels and sisters for all of eternity. I wonder if they have showers, soap or deodorant in Islamic heaven? Doubtful. (Oh no! Was that an insensitive, racist comment? Yep.)
I'm in for November 23rd. It'll make fabulous Thanksgiving Day entertainment!