Saturday, December 24, 2005
Today is a great day in this greatest of nations on earth. We are truly a privileged people to live here in America in this time in history. Freedom is on the march throughout the world, prosperity is up, opportunity and innovation is everywhere and it's a great day to be alive. God is being celebrated throughout the Christian world, and we are reminded once again that Christmas is the time for renewal and love despite our differences. Merry Christmas to all!
Friday, December 16, 2005
In a surprise move this week, House and Senate politicians from the Demoncrat party drank mass quantities of Kool-Aid provided to them by Howard Dean, party chair, Representative John Murtha, Senator John Kerry, and Senate Minority leader Harry Reid, amongst many others, causing them instant political death. The Kool-Aid was laced with an unknown substance that caused the entire party to become insane, turn against their own country and commit political suicide. They will continue to bury themselves for at least the next generation. The insanity displayed by the demoncrats was to talk down the elections in Iraq, predict doom and gloom which never happened and then to filibuster passage of the renewal of the Patriot Act, which helps law enforcement agencies protect Americans from terrorism. Apparently, Demoncrats have been swilling the tainted drink since the war in Iraq started, showing President Bush to be a leader with conviction, vision and heart. Realizing that they would not be able to overcome politics of such character and honesty, they became hooked on the juice and have been dying ever since. The resulting brain atrophy has caused them to hallucinate such nonsense as Bush lying to go to war for oil, for business interests, for selfish personal reasons, for Israel, and even for vindication for family reasons. As the disintegration has progressed they have now resorted to cannibalizing each other. The political funerals will continue for at least another generation. America will not let the walking dead return to power.
Fortunately, most Americans have not sipped from the same cup. Our memories are clear, our vision is clear. National security cannot be left in the hands of drugged out "hippycrits", unable to see past their own thirst for tainted Kool-Aid and power. Any politician willing to sacrifice National Security for political gain is sick and should be removed at the next available election. Go ahead Demoncrats, continue to bury yourselves. The stench in Washington is becoming unbearable.
Monday, December 12, 2005
Convicted mass murderer and Crips gang founder Stanley "Tookie" Williams will finally assume room temperature tonight by lethal injection at 12:01 PST. Due to 20 years of lifting weights at taxpayer expense, an oversized syringe will be used to deflate his oversized body and ego. A long line of Hollywood Celebrities will stand outside the prison walls loudly lamenting his unfortunate passing. He is, of course just another victim of the conservative movement's global conspiracy to rid the world of non-white, societal burdens. Leftist Hollywood activists and Democrat politicians are stating that the deflation of Tookie, a high profile system abuser, among other events such as the New Orleans levy "demolition" and subsequent flood, are further evidence of the Conservatives ultimate goal of Arian Christian domination. Mike Farrell, a so so, has been actor stated today that he had personally met with Tookie and had gone over all the evidence in his case. Farrell then stated that based on a role he once played as an attorney in a made for TV movie, had determined Tookies' innocence. He also stated that it really wasn't that big of a deal that Tookie had blown away 4 people. "After all", Farrell said, " They were just 3 Asians and a white guy." "Tookie was feeling oppressed by the man and was just defending himself, you can't blame him!" Tookie's deflated body will apparently be cremated so that the ashes can be used in cologne and sold to celebrities for $1000 per ounce. The exclusive scent will be called, "Tookie, The Stench of Death".
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
I'M TYPING TONIGHT IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M SCREAMING MAD! THEREFORE YOU MUST READ OUT LOUD, YELLING, TO TRULY GET THE FEEL FOR THIS POST. THE LOONEY LEFT HAS COMPLETELY GONE OVER THE EDGE AND NOT JUST BY A LITTLE BIT. THIS IS ALL OUT KOOL-AIDE SWILLING MADNESS. THE CRAP COMING OUT OF THE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY IS NO LESS THAN OUTRIGHT TREASON! HOW CAN JOHN "NANCY BOY" KERRY AND HOWARD "I HAVE A SCREAM" DEAN, GET AWAY WITH AIDING AND COMFORTING THE ENEMY WHILE OUR COUNTRY IS AT WAR?! A FIRING SQUAD WAS THE APPROPRIATE RESULT OF STATEMENTS LIKE THIS NOT THAT LONG AGO. DNC CHAIRMAN, DEAN STATED IN A RADIO INTERVIEW THAT THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS UNABLE TO BE WON AND THAT IT WAS ANOTHER VIET NAM IN WHICH THE TROOPS SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN MUCH EARLIER TO AVOID FURTHER CASUALTIES. APPARENTLY, MR. DEAN HAS FORGOTTEN THAT VIET NAM WAS A DEMOCRAT WAR MICRO MANAGED AND SCREWED UP BY JOHNSON AND MACNAMARA FROM THE WHITEHOUSE. AND WHILE NOT PRETTY, WAS ENDED BY A REPUBLICAN. THEN THANKS TO THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS, 1.6 MILLION PEOPLE WERE LEFT DEFENSLESS AND WERE CONSEQUENTLY SLAUGHTERED BY THE COMMUNISTS. MAYBE THAT IS WHAT GOOD OLD HOWIE IS HOPING FOR! THEN ONE OF THE SCARIEST MORONS IN CONGRESS, JOHN F-ING KERRY CALLS OUR TROOPS TERRORISTS FOR GOING HOUSE TO HOUSE SEARCHING FOR THE BAD GUYS. DUHH, JOHN, OF COURSE WE WANT THE IRAQI FORCES TO BE ABLE TO DO THE DIRTY WORK, BUT UNTIL THEY ARE READY, WE HAVE TO DO IT! GEEZ! ARE ALL LIBERALS SO BLINDED BY THEIR HATRED OF GEORGE BUSH AND ANYTHING CONSERVATIVE, TRADITIONAL OR RESEMBLING HEARTLAND VALUES, THAT THEY CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT?!
OK, MAYBE A FIRING SQUAD IS A BIT OUT OF DATE, BUT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT SHOULD BE LOOKING AT SOME OF THESE STATEMENTS AT LEAST FOR POSSIBLE VIOLATIONS OF EXISTING SEDITION LAWS. WHAT IS BEING STATED AS THE MAINSTREAM DEMOCRAT POSITION ON IRAQ IS NOTHING SHORT OF COMFORTING TO THE HEADSCARVED MANIACS THAT WANT TO KILL US. THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T WIN MILITARILY; ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS KEEP DEAN, KERRY, PELOSI, MURTHA, ETC. ARMED WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA AND THE LIBS ALONG WITH THE MSM - AL JAZERA WEST, WILL TRY TO WIN THE WAR FOR THEM. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. I'M CERTAINLY NOT, BY THE WAY, ADVOCATING THAT ANYONES FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS BE HINDERED. GO AHEAD DISAGREE, SAY WHAT EVER YOU WANT, BUT BE WARNED THAT THERE ARE, OR SHOULD BE, APPROPRIATE CONSEQUENSES TO THE SEDITIOUS VENOM THAT YOU ARE FREE TO SPEW.
THEN AGAIN, MAYBE HOWARD DEAN, KERRY AND THE REST ARE MEARLY ELEMENTS IN ANOTHER CLEAVOR ROVE STRATEGY. THEY MAY SECRETLY BE REPUBLICANS SENT TO BLOW UP THE DEMONCRATS FROM WITHIN, ENSURING REPUBLICAN CONTROL FOR THE NEXT CENTURY. IF THAT IS THE CASE, IT'S BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THAT WILL BE THE RESULT.