Sunday, December 31, 2006

Out of Hiding - Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! I've decided to take a chance and immerge from my secret, fortified spider hole to say hello and good luck in the New Year. I've been in hiding since the disastrous November election in which the Republicrats choked away the election and handed the reigns over to the absolute worst bunch of imbeciles ever to walk the halls of congress. Of course, the other imbeciles on the Republican side showed their ineptitude by screwing up to the point that the evil side won. But, of course, that's water under the proverbial bridge and thus the need for the fortified hiding place. After Pelosi and Reid decide to pass laws making it illegal to be a white, Christian, English speaking, pro national security, free market American, hiding will be necessary.

So Happy New Year everybody! I'll try to come out of hiding more often this year and keep you informed as to how the resistance movement is coming along. There always is hope. George is still president, The Supreme Court has 2 new outstanding members and the Republicans have been purged of Lincoln Chaffee. There is still a lot of work to do in the months ahead in cleaning house to ensure a true conservative presence in the Republican Party - it is our only hope. So hang in there folks, stay active, call your congress people and let them know how you feel. We can't let the evil side destroy the country. And that is their goal. Cheers!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Kerry Stumps for Republicans!

Thank you John Kerry. Your true patriotism has shown through your selfless and courageous act of putting partisanship aside, and reminding America why it is important to vote for Republicans next week. Perhaps this is a small glimpse of the courage under fire you displayed during your heroic service in Viet Nam where you sacrificed yourself for the benefit of others. Such feats of bravery like the time you beached your swift boat - against regulations - jumped ashore and heroically chased down a wounded teenager in a loincloth and bravely shot him in the back. Wow, what a fine example of bravery, leadership and military skill. It is no wonder that you and only you have the moral and military authority to lecture others as to how to conduct a war.

Just when Demoncrats were running to Home Depot to pick out new window coverings for their new offices in the senate office building, good old John Kerry found a microphone and reminded the voters why Dems cannot be trusted with power. Kerry told a college audience, "You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Or in other words, our military is made up of idiots. Thank you John Kerry.

The dirty little secret that the Demoncrats have been trying hard to mask this election season is that Kerry's statement, is exactly how the majority of the left feels about our military. Even "HillBilly" revealed his true demoncratic nature by his acknowledgement that he and his liberal comrads, "loathe the military". Being the pathological liar that he is, he now would modify that statement, but the sentiment is there and is indicative of the entire party leadership.

This will have implications on this election. I look forward to next Tuesday. Thanks again, John, you're quite the hero.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Fruit that Destroyed the World

Salivating Demoncrats, barren of ideas and obsessed with sex, especially of the deviant kind, are seizing the opportunity to overplay FORMER rep. Mark Foley's sexual sickness. Foley, a rump ranger with a particular interest in young males, was caught - not quite with his pants down - but rather with his PDA in one hand and something else in the other. I'm not sure how this might either be possible or gratifying, but leave it to the same group of people that came up with such winners as "feltching", "gerbil insertion" and "glory holes" to figure it out - oh yeah, remember they're main stream and should be allowed to marry, have children and are no different than anyone else. But, I digress. Foley is gone.

Unlike the Demoncrats who actually celebrate party officials who get caught in deviancy, the Republicans deal with theirs. Take for example, Rep. Garry Studds, D from good ole' Massachusetts. In 1983 he was actually having sex with a 17-year-old male page. He was censured by the house in which he turned his back as charges were read against him, and then the Dems gave him a standing ovation! - maybe for his bravery, or maybe for his accomplishment for having butt banged a young boy - how admirable. He stayed in office for 6 more terms. At the same time, a Republican, Daniel Crane from Illinois, was "doing" a female page. He should have been expelled but at least was never voted back into office. Of course the Republicans are far from perfect, but the other side of the isle is pathetic, and common sense America knows this. Here are 9 other Congressional Demoncrat sex scandals over the past several years, and the resulting non-action by their corrupt and enabling party.

1. Sen. Daniel Inouye. The 82-year-old Hawaii Democrat was accused in the 1990s by numerous women of s sexual harassment. Democrats cast doubt on the allegations and the Senate Ethics Committee dropped its investigation.

2. Former Rep. Gus Savage. The Illinois Democrat was accused of fondling a Peace Corps volunteer in 1989 while on a trip to Africa. The House Ethics Committee decided against disciplinary action in 1990.

3. Rep. Barney Frank. The outspoken Massachusetts Democrat hired a male prostitute who ran a prostitution service from Frank’s residence in the 1980s. Only two Democrats in the House of Representatives voted to censure him in 1990.

4. Former Sen. Brock Adams. The late Washington Democrat was forced to stop campaigning after numerous accusations of drugging, assault and rape, the first surfacing in 1988.

5. Former Rep. Fred Richmond. This New York Democrat was arrested in 1978 for soliciting s ex from a 16-year-old. He remained in Congress and won re-election—before eventually resigning in 1982 after pleading guilty to tax evasion and drug possession.

6. Former Rep. John Young. The late Texas Democrat increased the salary of a staffer after she gave in to his sexual advances. The congressman won re-election in 1976 but lost two years later.

7. Former Rep. Wayne Hays. The late Ohio Democrat hired an unqualified secretary reportedly for sexual acts. Although he resigned from Congress, the Democratic House leadership stalled in removing him from the Administration Committee in 1976.

8. Former Rep. Mel Reynolds. The Illinois Democrat was convicted of 12 counts of sexual assault with a 16-year-old. President Bill Clinton pardoned him before leaving office.

9. Sen. Teddy Kennedy. The liberal Massachusetts senator testified in defense of nephew accused of rape, invoking his family history to win over the jury in 1991.

And of course we have to once again re-visit our hero, Bill Clinton's escapades which includes the credible charge of rape of Juanita Broderick, an affair with Jennifer Flowers, exposing himself to Paula Jones, feeling up a dead friends widow while she was grieving, and of course, sprinkling his DNA around the oval office with a young intern. Again, this was celebrated by the party of perversion - Demoncrats. The same party who is now calling for the heads of all Republicans because of the emails sent by a fruitcake. It really would be laughable if it weren’t so sick.

So, having pointed out the hypocrisy of the Dems and their incessant overplaying of anything to take our minds off the reality that they have nothing to run on, If their plan works and they win both houses of congress, what would the result be?

Radical leftists take over congressional committees; initiate impeachment hearings; pull troops from Iraq - emboldening terrorists around the world resulting in increased terrorism; weaken the patriot act; cut NSA and other key terror fighting tools - again resulting in more terrorism; the borders are opened and taxes are increased - crippling the economy and sending the country into a tailspin.

Basically, the US is weakened to the point of irrelevance, which has always been the goal of the radical secular progressive left. The world falls into chaos due to increased terror and aggression. And we can owe it all to the sick emails of a pervert, nut job named Foley and the hypocritical feeding frenzy of the Demoncrats.

It's time to pray!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Billy Exposed!

I can't resist! Sadly, my business is dominating all my time these days and I generally don't have either the time or energy to post. Maybe things will lighten up soon, but I doubt it so I'll just have to jump in when I can. This, however, is just too rich to let slide! Our old buddy Bill "The Zipper" Clinton, Philanderer in chief, had a complete melt down on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace. It was an amazing display of how narcissistic, self centered, defensive and immature the king of the left is. Clinton continues to be put up on a pedestal by his leftist groupies as the embodiment of Demoncratic holiness. But instead of showing his interviewing prowess and political skill as a superior leftist intellect, he acted like the childish bully that he is and demonstrated to the world why Demoncrats cannot be trusted with power. They are not equipped with the temperament, perspective or vision to lead and protect the greatest and most powerful country in the world. Hopefully this will be another wake-up call to the American people so that when they walk into the ballot box in November they'll remember Billy boy leaning forward, shaking his finger, trying to intimidate Wallace, then they'll remember that "D" stands for dangerous, and they'll vote for the responsible, mature candidate. Thanks again Bill!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

R and R Was Needed

Well, well, well. You've been busy in my absence! Good! I see I haven't been too badly missed, or needed. You've all done quite nicely by yourselves. My short respite has been necessary for a number of reasons. One, it's been a crazy summer in the studio making piles of greenbacks thanks to a flourishing economy - thanks again George! Despite what the Socialist lefty propaganda wants us to believe - that high oil prices are a sign of the impending apocalypse - the economy is going strong, and those of us on the producing side of the ledger realize it. Second, I broke my wrist and didn't feel like one finger pecking at the keyboard. Lastly, I have to admit that the current state of politics has gotten to me a bit. The left is soooo far gone that it's hard to even see the humor in their dementia anymore. When Joe Loserman has become too conservative for the Demoncratic party, all you can do is stare blankly at the headlines and try to convince yourself that you’re not trapped in a frightening episode of the Twilight Zone. The only positive news for the dems recently has been the reluctant jettisoning of Cynthia McKinney, the most hateful racist in congress. I predict that she will inevitably occupy her new office, in the Georgia state Penal system, sooner rather than later. Without her power as a congresswoman to protect her, she will find her way to prison. Hateful, nasty crooks usually do.

Other than a few short vacations spent on the water, or listening to soulful, sweet blues at local festivals, I just haven't been able to join the fray as usual. I'll try harder now. I think we should start a pool to see who comes closest to the actual date that Iran is turned into a large sheet of glass! Who's in? President Deathwish (Ahmadinejad), will soon be communing with Allah and Mohammed, taking turns with their virgins, camels and sisters for all of eternity. I wonder if they have showers, soap or deodorant in Islamic heaven? Doubtful. (Oh no! Was that an insensitive, racist comment? Yep.)

I'm in for November 23rd. It'll make fabulous Thanksgiving Day entertainment!

Monday, July 03, 2006

Honoring Heroes

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Happy Birthday America! I want to thank all those who have, and now are, serving our nation, putting themselves in peril so that all of us can enjoy the fruits of their labor and sacrifice. I try to never take the freedom we enjoy for granted, but mostly, I fall short of that goal. It's so easy to get caught up in the hectic pace of everyday life that we tend to forget what we have and why we have it. So many have bled and died so that we can gather with our families and friends and have our BBQ's at the beach. The least we can do is to remember their service and sacrifice once a year on Independence Day, the birthday of the greatest country ever devised. Regardless of your political persuasion, I think we can all agree that the real heroes that are deserving of our admiration don't wear jock straps or cinematic make-up, or sing into microphones; they are the millions of unsung, regular folks who stepped forward and saved our Republic every time it's been threatened and in so doing, saved the world from evil. These same unsung heroes continue to fight the forces of unspeakable evil today and as they have done in the past, they will do it again and save this world from the insanity of Islamo-fascism that wants nothing but to destroy it. As Bill Bennett says in his latest book, America is the last best hope for the world. We are the greatest country ever to exist and I'm glad and grateful that there have been, and continue to be those who are willing to acknowledge that and fight for it.

Thank you and God Bless America!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Lefties Plan for Success

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Is there any limit to the brilliance of the left in this country? They continue to side with our enemies and in so doing, will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once again in November. The Demoncratic party has diminished itself to an unprecedented low by pandering to the tinfoil hat wearing kooks at the fringe of sanity within their base. Their stance on the primary issue of our time, The Iraq War, is nothing short of breathtakingly destructive. To all of us who have a minimum amount of commonsense, their insistence on losing the war is absolutely amazing. Here's a newsflash and a bit of advise for the dems; giving aid and comfort to the enemy is called Treason. And it is not a good policy from which to run. Oh sure, you'll get the votes of the Communist sympathizing idealogs who hate this country, and the brainwashed simpletons who have spent too much time sitting in college classes soaking in leftist propaganda, but you will continue to lose the country - Thank God. So go ahead and continue on your suicidal path of political destruction. The country will be better for it until you come to your senses and flush the party of the sixties leftovers who rejoice when America loses.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I'm a Victim! I Need a Lefty to Help Me Understand

I'm mad. I've been violated. While my wife and I were having a nice dinner in a downtown St. Paul restaurant, some no life moron(s) with mush for brains and a steel pipe broke the rear window of my truck and stole my laptop and gym bag. Yes, I admittedly was a moron myself for being so trusting as to leave my laptop bag in the truck, but I figured we were in a nice part of the city, it was still daylight, and we've never had problems there before. Well, I was wrong. So now not only are we the victims, we also end up paying for the damage in the form of insurance deductibles, lost time filling out paperwork, filing reports, talking with insurance people, going to the car repair place, etc. The idiots that did this will get nothing except the short-term benefit of hocking a used Powerbook, buying their crack and hopefully dying of an overdose.

I wonder what makes a human into an animal? I know that what I'm experiencing pales in comparison to what others who have suffered true injustice have experienced with the death or injury of someone close to them. But the basic principal is the same. Someone is so consumed with selfishness and evil desire that they want what you have and think they are justified to take it. Or, maybe they are so self absorbed that their feelings of anger and resentment consume them and their hate becomes apathy toward anything resembling civility and order. Several years ago my cousin was executed by some brainless thug named "Precious" for about $20 in my cousin’s wallet. The whole family was devastated and found it most hard to deal with the senselessness of it. It was impossible to try to imagine the reasons why someone would think it even possible to do such a thing. Then you eventually realize that there actually IS evil in the world and some people are consumed by it. It cannot be reasoned with, counseled or understood. It just is. And because of this reality, good people need to join together and do what is necessary to contain, punish or eliminate it.

I know that being a victim of a crime regardless of its severity is a bi-partisan, equal opportunity event. But I can't help but see the difference in how conservatives and liberals seek to deal with the problem of evil. On a global scale all you have to do is look at Iraq for an example. Liberals look at "insurgency" as a strugle against imperialist agression and not the terrorist evil that it actually is. Or, look at the left's love and admiration of Castro in Cuba. Excusing evil by trying to understand it or to give it credence as just another equivalent way of life is morally confused at the very least, suicidal at the worst. On a smaller scale, look at what Bill Clinton got away with - "it's just sex (or not sex by his definition)", selling missile technology to China, Nuclear technology to North Korea, or the pardon frenzy in the last days of his term. The left quietly turns it's back on inconvenient evil. Or look at what the ACLU spends its time on day-to-day - trying to expunge God from our culture as opposed to prosecuting evil and upholding justice and our constitution. On a local level, there are liberal judges who consistently let repeat criminals off, assigning them to some treatment center or do-good service instead of hard time. The bottom line is that the left continually demonstrates that they just don't get it. They have been morally confused.

I don't hold out any hope that the crack heads that broke into my Subby and stole my Mac, will ever be caught, and, as a Christian, I hope they eventually realize the futility of their path and find a new life through God, but I fear that will probably not be the case. They will probably continue doing this until they get caught enough times that they get locked up for a while where they can be trained properly in upgrading their craft by the many mentors surrounding them. Then eventually they will break in to someone’s house that will be waiting for them with a .44 magnum. The end to a not so satisfying career. We better hope that a good liberal can intercede soon and get them into some sensitivity classes, peer group mediation sessions, anger management and self esteem groups, then all will be well.

Monday, May 22, 2006

It's Greener On Our Side!

Sorry for the delay. I had to take a brief hiatus for a variety of reasons - booming business, thanks to this economy - a result of bold leadership on the part of President Bush; and the need to cleanse my soul of the fowl stench of despair that had been growing due to the festering puss filled sore of liberalism that has been crippling our country for the past several years. I had to step away, listen to some music, read a novel or two, vege on some TV and medicate my psyche with some therapeutic lawn care. The lawn is looking great by the way.

It is overwhelming sometimes to listen to the constant barrage of hate and negativity that is projectile vomited forth from the left in this country. There seems to be a complete disconnect with reality as to what the world is facing. The short-term memory loss is amazing, and the ability to distort, deceive and rewrite facts is nothing short of breathtaking. This great deception is no longer an anomaly attributable to a few fringe wingnuts, but now seems to have crept into the very core of the Demoncratic party, the mainstream media, Education, Hollywood and some spineless Republicans in congress. There is a wave of insanity that has blanketed much of our country and I truly fear for our ability to survive if it continues. Unfortunately, it is the infected ones that have the microphone. Too often it appears that our media would rather see our country under a Hammer and Sickle flag than the Stars and Stripes. It feels that the level of anger, bitterness and hatred on the part of the left is at an 1860's level. Wasn't it that political genius, Al Gore that said there were two Americas? Well, that's probably the only thing I would agree with Gore about. Although it's not rich and poor like old Al tried to say, it's American and Anti-American. Yeah, that's right, Anti-American! Contrary to the hate filled left trying to convince us that, "Dissent is patriotic", commonsense should tell us that when you want your own country to loose a war, hate and make fun of your president, publish terrorist fighting tactics with the intention of embarrassing and discrediting the administration and hurting our war efforts, put out movies and publish stories that make the US look bad and emboldens the enemy, yeah, that's anti-American. And I am sick of it!

What happened to civil discourse? Even when the Rapist in Chief, Mega-Narcissist, Bill Clinton and the Evil White Witch, Hillary controlled the Whitehouse, conservatives were more controlled in their rhetoric. Of course there were exceptions, but it wasn't an emotional pandemic that became a cultural chant. Sure he was impeached but let's face it, anyone with half a brain and a modicum of sense should be able to admit that he deserved it. And oddly enough, if it wasn't for his and Hillary’s' stubbornness and refusal to step down like any indecent leader would have, Gore would have been president and probably would have won the election easily in 2000. I think that is why Republicans didn't push removal in the senate. So, thanks Bill. But I digress.

It is because of this tidal wave of acidic bile that now flows from the left in this nation that I had to take a few weeks off, concentrate on my business, and tend to my yard. I'll try to ride the wave more often again and to try my best to honor and promote what sanity still exists in this country and to point out the insanity of the left whenever possible.

I will continue to pray for our country, for our governmental leaders and for the leftist haters among us, that they might see clearly some day. I would encourage all who are Christ followers to do likewise. Our future depends on it.

Now back to mowing.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Young is Old - Rust should Sleep

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From back in the day, as long as I can remember, I've been a big CSNY fan. I still get the chills at the harmonies and chord progressions in Suite Judy Blue Eyes. And even though the "Y" in the CSNY, didn't last that long, I've always liked Neil Young as a creative talent, and old school rocker. I mean, what's not to like about an over driven Les Paul blasting out of a stack of Marshalls with enough volume to shake your fillings loose? This guy knows how to turn it up, and rock the way rock should be performed. However, as time passes, we all reach our prime and then fade away into irrelevance. Neil has forgotten his own lyrics, "Better to burn out, than fade away". Alas, Neil has faded, and now, pathetically has decided that to get back into relevance, he should produce a no holds barred attack on his own country and the President. (Actually, his own country is Canada, but lets face it, there aren't enough Canadians to buy his music, so he's made the US his home - more bucks).

Well, sorry Neil, your new album will not find it's way into my iPod. It's easy to rip the president; all your buddies are doing it. As a committed communist, it's the safe thing to do. I would respect Young, or any of the leftists in the entertainment industry, a lot more if they would focus their creative energy on blasting the real enemy - Islam, rather than attacking the only force in the world attempting to preserve their over compensated, cushy lifestyle.

Hey Neil! How 'bout an album called, "Muslims Suck!"? You could have songs on it with titles like, "Allah, The Mythical Moon God", or "Hey Moron, There Aint No Virgins in Islamic Heaven", or "My Boyfriend Stuck an IED Up My Ass", or maybe, "Mohammed's Favorite Wife Was a Camel", or how about, "Cave Dwelling Blues", or finally, "There's No Time like Medieval Time". I think we all would go out and buy music or movies that represented reality like that as opposed to the ignorant and simple, "Bush is evil" theme that is so prevalent in the music and entertainment industry today. But, given the Rusted shut mindset of the leftists today; I won't be holding my breath. Again, Neil, it's time for Rust to Sleep.

Monday, April 10, 2006

My Solution, Again

In light of the recent display of ignorance and stupidity on the part of both political parties regarding the Mexican invasion, I will re-run an older post of mine in hopes that it finds its way to higher authorities. This problem really isn't that difficult to solve. If clearer heads can prevail, everyone can be happy. Enjoy, and pass it on to those who might be able make this brilliant solution a reality.

Eureka! I have a solution!
Problem 1: There are approximately 12 million illegal aliens, primarily from Mexico, who have crossed our porous border and are now living and working illegally in our country. This invasion is draining our society of healthcare, education and welfare programs intended for US citizens. These folks are generally hardworking family based people who were unfortunate enough to be born in a country that is geographically nice around the coast anyway, but is governmentally corrupt and socially crippled. Let’s face it, Mexico is a great place to vacation but for whatever reason, economically, they just can’t put it together. Mexico would love to be like the US, but there isn’t any way that is going to happen. You can’t go to city hall to open a business without getting approvals that will cost you lot’s of money under the table to politicians and then you will be penalized if you succeed with more payoffs and political bribes. Vicente Fox loves to come up here to rub elbows with the folks in DC, but the fact is, he is just a figurehead in a crime family that needs the US to employ its workers illegally to send revenue back to their lame country.

Problem 2: As indicated by the “red state, blue state map”, the liberal “Demon”crats have lost the country for a very long time. Thanks to the brilliance of geniuses like Michael Moore and 99% of Hollywood, Dan Rather and the MSM, and the Clintonistas, etc., the libs have lost their grip and their political relevance for the foreseeable future. There have been some rumblings from the true fools on the left that secession is the appropriate action for the Marxists masquerading as “Demon”crats. They know that their time has come, and that the main body of the country are on to them. Therefore, they want to do what any true lefty would do when faced with adversity, run. They think that if this country, which gives them the right to freely pronounce their stupidity, isn’t going to go along with their ideas, then they should find somewhere else to set up their socialist utopia.

Solution. First Mexico. I say, since they want to come here, the Mexican government practically encourages them, and we can’t seem to stop them, then we, the United States, needs to annex the entire country of Mexico and declare it as a fully owned U.S. Territory. Think of the benefits for both countries. They can keep their traditions, except that stupid napping in the middle of the day stuff, that’s got to go, but yet they can enjoy the beauty of American ideals and opportunities. They can cross the border anytime they want, come and pick our fruit or roof our homes and then go back home with good old American green in their pockets. It’s beautiful!
Second, All the socialist/Marxist/Dems can go and set up their utopia in Mexico. Think of it, there are so many opportunities for the Hollywood elites to practice what they preach all the while getting a great tan while hanging out on the beach. There’s plenty of ocean front property available and lots of opportunities for posing with little disadvantaged children with big, sad brown eyes. Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz would be in heaven! The lefties could set up their little government anyway they like. They could set up community centers for re-education for those who don’t catch on quick enough, also this could be the location for mandatory health checkups so that everyone, at least those who are healthy, can be eligible for government health care. Vicente Fox can still call himself president if he wants to but he’ll primarily be a pretty face in a nice suit looking good at black tie dinners. They could put Barbara Streisand in charge of the new National anthem. She could collaborate with Springsteen and come up with something appropriate, probably a combination of “People”, “Gone from the USA”, and the Mexican Hat Dance. Moby could do the techno dance remix, and naturally, P Ditty could do a rap version. Michael Moore could be the Minister of Propaganda. There won’t be any need for a military since they would be so nice to everybody they wouldn’t face any threats. Police would also be unnecessary and would be replaced with conflict resolution groups, mediators and safe zones for open discussion. Of course the entire Clintonista family would be in charge and would see to it that all “village” residents are happy at all times or re-education can be administered. (Bill would have to oversee beachwear and kneepad manufacturing since he’s kind of a hands on micro manager of such things.) And I’m sure there’s a place for John Kerry in the new Territory, he could probably be Luxury Home Development Czar, ensuring all the chosen people have what they so richly deserve. And let’s not forget some of the other intellects who will be moving south like Whoopie Goldberg, who could be court jester, and of course our friend, Al Franken who could be resident whiner. Robert Redford could clean up Mexico City in his new position of Secretary of Global Warming. And thanks to the mandatory abortion policy, administered by NARAL and NOW, the population of children will shrink rapidly, making more room in schools.

All in all, it’s a beautiful plan. Mexico gets what it wants – employment and free travel across the border; the Marxist Democrats get what they want – a population they can control, and disadvantaged people they can pretend to help; and we get what we want – secure borders, a mass exodus of the America hating “Demon”crats, great roofs, nice gardens, and all the fruit we can eat. When can we start!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

San Franfreakshow...Sssuper!

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Ok, I admit it; I'm getting very bad at being consistent in my posts. I feel guilty, but at the same time, as I mentioned in as earlier post, it's good to be busy, make a few bucks, and then spread those bucks into the economy. I presently am in the belly of the beast, San Franfreakshow, doing some shooting for a client, and catching up on some R and R. My wife is here also taking a culinary class (actually, I came along with her). Even though it's raining - a lot - it's beautiful. Very green, unlike the gray and brown of Minnesota, and the people have been very nice, even the illegals!

So far I haven't been assaulted by any gay guys, or forced to watch any explicit gay activity, but the week is young. I know they're out there, plotting against me, seeking to overthrow my manhood and force me to join them in their insatiable quest to bring their fiery doom to straight men everywhere. It would only take a little time out here and soon I too would be shopping at Banana Republic, wearing pastel shirts, waxing and sipping soy lattes.

Oh god no! I feel the unmentionable urge! They're calling me in an inaudible sirenous chant that says, "Scud, give in to your inner calling, heaven is only one bath house away, join us, you can't resist!" I must fight! ...can't give in! ...they're too strong! No!, ...No! Too weak...Ahhagh!

Sssooo, hasss everyone ssseen Brokeback? It wasss ssso sssuper! Heath Ledger iss sssuch a dreamy hunk! Gawd, he ssso dessserved the ossscar! Gawd! Hey, doesss anyone know if they've finally filed the edgess off the glory hole at the Rainbow Room yet? Gawd, I ssswear I'm not going back there until they fix that! Oh my Gawd, I picked up sssome new chinoss at Bloomingdaless lassst week. I'm going back when they have their Eassster Sssale, becaussse they are to die for! TTFN!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Dems Campaign For Republicans

Republicans need to reach across the isle and hug a Demoncrat. Liberals can't help but be the best campaign message in favor of Conservatives. It seems that every time they open their collective or individual mouths, not only do they stick their foot in it, they put everything else in it as well, including their Kennedy sized rear ends! It really doesn't matter what Republicans do, positive or negative. All that needs to happen in order for them to maintain control of Congress and the Presidency, is for Demoncrats to keep talking, and that's something that's not about to stop - they just think they're too important. The more they speak, the more America sees that they have no agenda, no message, and no plan. They are the "do nothing for nobody", party. The only thing they can claim as a common characteristic of their pathetic and tired mantra is their hatred of George Bush and all things conservative. Unfortunately for them, that's not enough to get elected. Oh sure, it gets the radical base in a frenzy, but it doesn't play well in commonsense laden, flyover country. It's really too bad that the liberal radio network, "Errant America" is failing so badly, more people need to hear it. The louder the left shouts, the more the good guys win.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Iranian Paradise

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In an unprecedented move, the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (pronounced, death wish), confiscated every can of red paint in the region, and forced the citizens of Iran to paint a giant bulls eye over the entire nation. He said that the prophet Mohammad had appeared to him in a vision and revealed to him a secret plan for himself, and his followers, to meet Allah as quickly as possible. While to the civilized and sane world, this seems a bit extreme, to the faithful followers of the religion of pieces (body parts), this is a brilliant move. Now, the rest of the world won't have any trouble with sending President Deathwish to his rightful reward. Insiders close to President Deathwish have said that in his private revelation, Mohammad promised him more than the usual 72 virgins if he accomplished his task. In fact, if the entire country were sent to Allah, President deathwish would be given double the normal amount, 144 virgins! Also, as an extra bonus, he will receive a dozen sheep, 3 ducks, his 8-year-old cousin and his own mother for his additional pleasure. What more could a faithful Muslim want?! President Deathwish can't wait. Let's all pitch in and grant him his wish. He deserves it.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Free Advice For a Lefty

In my last post, I'll be back!, I somewhat playfully thanked President Bush for doing his part in creating an economic environment in which all Americans can prosper. Being a cog in the advertising industry, my business is at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to corporate spending. When we have been, and continue to be, consistently busy over the past 3 years, it means a couple of things. 1. Hopefully, we are doing a good job for our clients and they like us. And 2. The business climate has changed and continues to be strong. Corporate America is spending money. Of course it's a morphing economy. It's like a giant ameba; growing, shrinking, changing shape and direction as it moves, but it is growing and it's healthy.

At the end of the comment section of the last post, our faithful, but confused friend Jeff, the self appointed Mensa member and cyber geek, posed this question followed by a myriad of selective statistics: "Besides scud, who's getting rich in the Bush economy?"

It's a good question that deserves a common sense answer.

So, who's getting rich? Answer: Just about everyone who doesn't sit around, chained to their keyboard, wasting time arguing on blogs. Instead, we who are succeeding are out there working hard, creating something from nothing, using our own God given abilities (yes, I said GOD) and creating opportunities and wealth for others. But that doesn't fit the liberal, "I'm a pathetic victim", mantra now does it. No, I'm sure it's more satisfying being hunched over the keyboard, typing frantically, illuminated by the iridescent blue glow of the flat screen, foaming at the mouth and ranting about the evils of conservatives and the "chimposity" of our president.

So go ahead libs, choke on your stats. Read the ones that support your opinions till your eyes bleed. Personally, the only statistics I care about are the ones in front of me. And from where I stand, they look pretty dang good, thanks in part to the economic climate created by this administration and congress. Perfect? No. But a heck of a lot better than the socialist ideals the leftists want to impose. Bottom line, I control my own destiny. You lefties, I'm afraid, are controlled by your deviancy.

Now get back to work!

Monday, February 20, 2006

I'll be back!

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Sorry dudes! I'll be back soon to attempt to ejemacate you all as soon as I get a chance. This horrible Bush economy has resulted in my being buried in work. Gosh, if only Bush would raise taxes so we could return to a Clinton like recession, then I would have more time to help all you ignorant lefties understand the many benefits of conservatism. But for now, you will have to find a way to sustain your pitiful existence with the usual liberal malaise consisting of Bush hatred, anti-war chanting, Cheney jokes and consumption of gallons of Kool-Aid served up by your communist friends at Move-On, The Nation, and Air America. I'll be back after I finish burying my cash in the back yard. Blog on!

Friday, February 10, 2006

Libs "Wellstone" King Funeral

In another classless display of undisciplined immaturity, Liberals used the solemn event of Corretta Scott King's funeral to attack President Bush and promote their delusional leftist ideology. Former president and life long sexual predator, Bill "check this out" Clinton, used the event to promote his automaton political partner, Hillary, as the next president - Lord save us all. The event, which was a FUNERAL, was supposed to honor the life of the woman who quietly and in a very elegant and classy way, carried on in her husband's desire to make America a colorblind nation. Unfortunately, her and Dr. King's efforts have been counteracted by the race baiters and poverty pimps in the Demoncrat party such as Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc., using race and poverty as excuses to personally profit off the perpetual failure of others.

The "funeral" also demonstrated the intellectual honesty and classlessness of former president Jimmeh Cahtah, one of the worst presidents ever to walk the halls of the Whitehouse. His call to remember the color of the victims of hurricane Katrina as evidence of an uncaring federal government and that the civil rights movement still has a long way to go, was an abysmal and out right lie and again, an attempt to exploit the tragedy of some for political gain. It has been proven that Katrina victims were not primarily black or poor. The effects of Katrina were proportionately felt across demographic lines and were not, as race baiters like Cahtah would have us believe, primarily leveled at poor blacks.

The whole event was akin to the Wellstone funeral of 2002 where demoncrats went nuts and displayed to the country what the true nature of liberalism is all about; mean spirited, nasty, angry, dishonest and classless. Although many of them claim to be religious people, leftists primary god is their ideology.

So despite their fervent attempts to use polls, twisted facts and out of context anecdotes to justify their self-righteousness, when an event like the King funeral happens, liberals can't help showing their true nature. Again, hate is not an agenda that plays well to the masses.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

A Week of Clarity

I have resisted the temptation of responding like a cheerleader after a pep fest since the state of the union address this past week. I decided to wait, study the speech, listen to both sides of the weeklong analysis, synthesize the information and come to my own conclusions as objectively as possible. Given this, I have concluded that the country is indeed in a perilous state. Not primarily because we are at war, or threatened by enemies, or any of the other numerous challenges that our country faces. Rather, I fear most for the health and safety of this great nation because we only have one party of government that understands the reality of the world and that can be trusted with the gravity of the circumstances that face us. To see the immature behavior of the Democrats demonstrated on Tuesday night at the State of the Union Address in reaction, or lack there of, to matters of importance mentioned by President Bush, was stunning and most revealing. They have lost it. Of course I want conservatives to continue winning majorities at all levels of government, and no doubt they will, but even I recognize that too much of a good thing ultimately isn't healthy. There needs to be a ying and yang, a "balance to the force", to be truly stable and the democrats have proven again that they are not able to provide that opposing balance. To see Hitlery smugly smirking and shaking her head no as President Bush explained why the NSA spy program was so vital and legal was stunning, especially in light of the shenanigans that she and her political partner, Bill foisted on the country. Then to hear the dems stand and cheer immaturely when the President mentioned his disappointment over not passing Social Security Reform was amazing. It was as if the Democrats had a script titled, "How to Prove to the Country that We Don't Care"! It seems clearly evident that the only plank in their party platform is hatred of George Bush and conservatives. They have no ideas, no agenda and nothing to offer except negativity, anger and obfuscation even at the risk of national security. They see their power and influence fading and like a cornered animal, they have lost perspective and reason. Their behavior has become pathetic and without serious change from within, will continue to jeopardize the security and progress of the country.

I've read that leftists don't like the label of "liberal" and have tried to change the term into something softer, so they are referring to themselves as "progressive". The irony is that there is nothing progressive about them. They are the party that continues to want to turn back the clock. They want to live in the 60's, fighting the Viet Nam war, marching for civil rights and promoting abortion. Their ideas are tired, out of date and are a boat anchor to real progress in America. As Christians, I believe we need to be praying for change within the Democratic Party. Their leftist ideology is dangerous. With the confirmation of Justice Alito, they may have lost the courts and their last hope of seeing their socialist vision of America realized. And with the likely possibility of one, or two more Justices leaving the bench during the remainder of Bushes term, the left will be raging and losing for decades. Thank God.

Yes, it was a week of clarity for the nation. With the conclusion of the Alito confirmation we saw the heart of the Democrats on display - negative, mean spirited, nasty and out of touch. At the State of the Union Address, we saw the behavior and values of the left on display - immature, uncooperative, unconcerned with national security, and again, out of touch. We need a change in the party of Truman and Kennedy because it's clear that today's Democrats can never be allowed to regain power. As Dennis Prager says, "Clarity is more important than agreement", and this week provided a lot of clarity.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Orca's Addiction

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Orca proved once again that her own addiction to her image and perceived power is one that will never be satisfied. In a very public display of victimhood, Orca decided to humiliate and shame former drug addict, James Frey over exaggerations in his book, "A Million Little Pieces". Orca, who had endorsed the book in her book club, felt that she had been duped and that her precious image had been tarnished when it was proven that several parts of Frey's book had been stretched. Frey, to his credit, faced the snarling bite of Orca's wrath with humility and eloquence. He took his whipping and remained standing. In the after show comments from the audience, several people stood up in his defense and claimed that despite the inaccuracies, his book had helped them overcome their addictions. Orca, unmoved, looked for her own supporters to come to her side and commiserate with her in her unbearable grief. Who cares that the book has had a positive affect on people with addictions, the main issue here is the impeccable image and honesty of Orca right?
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The fact that Frey made up some stuff in his book is sad and was whole-heartedly wrong. He could have avoided this whole thing by simply putting in some form of disclaimer such as, "based on a true story", or something like that. However, he is not the first, nor will he be the last writer to embellish and play loose with facts. What irritates me is the hypocrisy of Orca, and her incessant need to feed her own ego. This error in judgment on the part of Frey wasn't about Orca, it was more about his demons and could have been handled quietly, without the need for a huge public flogging. Her need to make this about her is further proof that she actually believes the tripe that her yes people tell her every day, and that the over-produced, over-Photoshopped images of her on her magazine, are real. Message to Orca: Get over yourself! You're not any better than anyone else! In fact, where was the similar outrage when super ditz, Cameron Diaz loudly proclaimed on Orca's show that if women didn't get out and vote for John Kerry, that rape would be legalized? Or where was Orca's public apology after she tearfully lambasted federal authorities for allowing thousands of children to suffer in the Katrina flood, when later it was proven that her story was largely wrong? The answer is nowhere. When you're addicted to your own ego and image, you manipulate circumstances to fit your addiction needs not necessarily on fairness and truth. Orca, get some help.

Monday, January 16, 2006

"Gorebal" Warming Meltdown!

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Former V.P. Al "Put me in Coach" Gore, again sought the limelight today by publicly melting down and blasting the Bush administration with an undisciplined, lengthy, "sky is falling" rant in honor of MLK day. In his speech, unfortunately attended and somewhat endorsed, by former congressman Bob Barr, Gore attempted to incite the citizenry to revolution and to fear all forms of communication due to, in his view, an overzealous, power-mad administration which has thrown innocent people into prison, and denied them rights after secretly evesdropping on their innocent private phone calls and emails. Also, according to Gore, the Bush administration is personally responsible for the unlawful capture, torture and death of hundreds of innocent people throughout the world in their unjustified grab for power couched in the fabric of fighting terrorism.

Gore stated today, "The President claims that he can imprison American citizens indefinitely for the rest of their lives without an arrest warrant, without notifying them about what charges have been filed against them, and without informing their families that they have been imprisoned.

At the same time, the Executive Branch has claimed a previously unrecognized authority to mistreat prisoners in its custody in ways that plainly constitute torture in a pattern that has now been documented in U.S. facilities located in several countries around the world.

Over 100 of these captives have reportedly died while being tortured by Executive Branch interrogators and many more have been broken and humiliated. In the notorious Abu Ghraib prison, investigators who documented the pattern of torture estimated that more than 90 percent of the victims were innocent of any charges."

Unbelievable. "Executive branch interrogators", "authority to mistreat prisoners", "imprison American citizens indefinitely"? What a load of crap!

To listen to Gore's speech, first you'd have to be jacked up on caffeine or something to be able to endure it without passing out, but he would have you believing that Bush is the white-Anglo version of Kim Jong il; a tyrant, who seeks only to yield unchecked power in an insatiable thirst to control the world! Gore put it this way,

"This effort to rework America's carefully balanced constitutional design into a lopsided structure dominated by an all powerful Executive Branch with a subservient Congress and judiciary is-ironically-accompanied by an effort by the same administration to rework America's foreign policy from one that is based primarily on U.S. moral authority into one that is based on a misguided and self-defeating effort to establish dominance in the world. The common denominator seems to be based on an instinct to intimidate and control".

Do you really think he believes that the Clinton administration, of which he was the number three man (behind Hillary), had any moral authority? Guess again Al.

I personally thank God every day that this crazy man, or his subsequent Bush challenger, John Kerry, were never elected. Our country would be on a much different and more perilous track. Al would have mandated that schools issue sun block to counteract the terrorism of the sun's rays and global warming, while Kerry would have raised taxes to pay for more abortion clinics and fund needle programs for the degenerates in an effort to satisfy his guilty conscience for unearned wealth. Both would have probably fought terrorism by mandating sensitivity training so that we could understand the unfortunate reasons for terrorist's anger. Both men are pathetic and should be an embarrassment to their losercrat party. But rather, they are celebrated as espousing the heart and soul of the party. This is why the Demoncrats are done as to their prospects of regaining power. Us flyover simpletons aint that simple, we can see through the BS. To use popular folksy jargon, "That dog won't hunt"!

I am glad that the president is willing to go out on a limb to keep us safe. The feds can listen to any of my calls anytime. Since most of them seem to be freekin' solicitors, I'm sure they would get bored very soon and hang up. However, if I was communicating with Al-keida types in Syria, I might want to hide that from the feds. In fact I would love for agents to be delayed in their search for me so that I can switch cell phones or email addresses. Al conveniently forgot that every modern President starting with Carter has used the same provision when necessary. In fact, Al and his buddy Bill went even further by allowing agents to search and seize property without FISA. But when you're a demoncrat, like Al Gore, you can't let facts get in the way of good propaganda.

I assume Al is revving up for another try at the presidency he was so unfairly denied in 2000. He's like a little spoiled, bratty kid who keeps whining, "My dad said I could be president, now let me, or else!" Good luck with that Al.

To his credit, Al, realizing that he was just blowing smoke admitted that what Bush did was the sensible thing to do given the circumstances. Sure it was a bit gray, but needed. Gore stated,

"Don't misunderstand me: the threat of additional terror strikes is all too real and their concerted efforts to acquire weapons of mass destruction does create a real imperative to exercise the powers of the Executive Branch with swiftness and agility. Moreover, there is in fact an inherent power that is conferred by the Constitution to the President to take unilateral action to protect the nation from a sudden and immediate threat, but it is simply not possible to precisely define in legalistic terms exactly when that power is appropriate and when it is not."

OK Al, then why the spitting and fussing? Oh yeah, you can't get your boring mug on camera anymore, and you're still hoping to fulfill daddy's dream of being president; thus, the public tantrum. I guess it will score points with the hardened lefties who can't see straight from their blind rage over being yesterday’s news.

Maybe someone can convince old al to go do some of his crack scientific research on global warming; maybe down in the Antarctic taking deep core samples or something. Whatever it is, just go away, please.

Thursday, January 12, 2006


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I think we all owe a great deal of thanks to the brilliant performance of the Demoncrats on the Senate Judicial Committee. Thanks to their unapologetic display of arrogance and rude behavior, they have ensured Republican control of congress and the presidency for at least the next generation. It amazes me to watch these people like Feinstein, Kennedy, and Schumer, etc make fools of themselves. All I can think of is the obvious need for term limit legislation. What good are any of these nasty people doing for this country? As I've stated before, Kennedy should be sitting in a cement cell doing 25 to life, not trying to denigrate a classy and brilliant gentleman like Judge Alito. Why is it that abortion is the sacred Quran of the left? What is it about the snuffing out of innocent life that is so thrilling to these people that they have destroyed their party and would weaken our country by hoping for an inferior court, to protect it? These morons should be really mad at Al Gore for inventing the Internet, because no longer can they lie and cheat without getting caught. Joe "Let's talk about me" Biden should know this by now after getting caught ripping Princeton yesterday after praising Princeton less than 2 years ago. Duhh. Maybe these simpletons should be told about this little thing called Google. Anyway, the good news is that the most effective Republican campaign commercial would be more hearings in which this crew of fascists would continue talking.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Welcome 2006!

Did you miss me? Nice job turning nothing into something! You guys are hilarious! Bob, that was a great story about our friend Jeff the lefty super skier. I'm sure he must cringe a little bit when he plops down his $60.00 for an opportunity to ski over hibernating creatures and contributing to the evils of capitalistic exploitation of Mother Nature while participating in a lifestyle of opulence and consumerism. Sounds like a conservative Republican to me! And all this time he's been pretending to be a member of the dark side.

Actually gang, I'm sure we probably have more in common than not. My brothers and I try to make an annual trek west to ski at least once a year. We've been doing this since high school. Steamboat is my favorite, although it's turned into another giant ski town over the years, it's still awesome. I also like to Nordic ski - a true domain of the hardcore left. My Suburban with a "Bush is Right" bumper sticker tends to stick out among the pathetic Kerry Edwards sticker clad Subaru’s. I intentionally park in the back, away from the over medicated, sensitive, loving and inclusive lefties for fear that they will put a pole tip through my door panel.

Anyway, it's good to be back. This will be a great year. We're about to witness the lefties in the senate go into another fit of hysterics over the Alito confirmation hearings. They will make fools of themselves, but won't know it because they are completely out of touch with reality. They will throw out their new catch phrase, "culture of corruption", and they'll try to make it stick through the next election cycle. Unfortunately for them, they will be preaching only to their choir of like-minded fanatics who will cheer them on into further dementia. They will be shellacked again. And please, let's hope Al "not funny" Franken decides to run for Senate in Minnesota against Norm Coleman. It'll be fun to see him get destroyed.

So happy 2006! It's all good.