Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Terrorist's rights!

Oh my. The injustice of it all. News flash: Al Qaeda operative Abu Zubayda was waterboarded by the CIA. Watch out, here come the legions of screaming liberals. How dare any U.S government agency resort to these methods in order to extract information from those that will stop at nothing to destroy us. Despite the invaluable information obtained from this cockroach that directly saved lives, liberals everywhere begin to hyperventilate any time they perceive that the inalienable rights of these goat-humping, child-molesting, women-mutilating, murderous, 6th-century, islamic psychopaths are violated.

What is it with liberals? They celebrate 1.5 million murdered children in America annually under the guise of reproductive rights but, apply a little pain to the most inhuman monsters on earth and you'd think Bush was being elected for a third term. It's insane. If the military, CIA, FBI, whomever, has to pull out a few fingernails to keep us from enduring another 9/11, so be it. It's reminiscent of Abu Ghraib, liberals still believe we should be housing captured terrorists at the Waldorf Astoria, including marble foot baths and all the muslim treats we can shove down their bearded, unkempt faces.

Maybe we should put one liberal with each terrorist captured, housed together in the same cell. That way, liberals could monitor the treatment of their precious muslim friends and, at the same time, we'd be dealing out the worst torture ever devised: enduring endless hours in a closed space with a rabid liberal. Nothing could be more horrific than that. Said terrorists would spill their collective guts in no time.

4 comments:

skull said...

Brilliant! yes, the stupidity of the left's ranting is so absurd it's actually reminiscent of some obscure Twilight Zone episode. Although in this case, the plot line is so out there, it would have never been produced. How is it that the left can't recognize evil? Orca in her Obama stroke parade, announced to the fawning fans in Iowa that the country needed a leader who could recognize the goodness in everyones heart and that all hearts are the same. Ahh, no. they're not you stupid, out of touch liberal pile of crap!

Jeff said...

scud: you're a little melodramatic even for this blog. Al Qaeda may stop at nothing in an attempt to destroy us, but I'm willing to bet they fall short of that goal. I certainly don't have a wet spot on the front of my pants. Do you even leave the house?

There's what? A few thousand members of that organization? The arrest to conviction ratio seems to indicate their numbers are WAY overblown. My guess is the organization is limited to ObL and few ass kissers. After the Second World War, the Allies prosecuted Axis members for conducting waterboarding. The threat from a few thousand cave dwellers hardly justifies that we should behave like Nazis or Imperial Japanese.

P.S. I've never been invited to an abortion party. Your contention that liberals celebrate abortion is also overblown...

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see, liberals weep for all the dead kids while relentlessly fighting for the right to kill them. Moral clarity at its best....

Mike said...

Jeff, so glad you're still vertical. You're always such a font of brilliant social and political commentary. I'll bet you're really sporting a buster just thinking about Hillary or Obama in 2008!!!!!!!!! Exciting times these.