Oh my. The injustice of it all. News flash: Al Qaeda operative Abu Zubayda was waterboarded by the CIA. Watch out, here come the legions of screaming liberals. How dare any U.S government agency resort to these methods in order to extract information from those that will stop at nothing to destroy us. Despite the invaluable information obtained from this cockroach that directly saved lives, liberals everywhere begin to hyperventilate any time they perceive that the inalienable rights of these goat-humping, child-molesting, women-mutilating, murderous, 6th-century, islamic psychopaths are violated.
What is it with liberals? They celebrate 1.5 million murdered children in America annually under the guise of reproductive rights but, apply a little pain to the most inhuman monsters on earth and you'd think Bush was being elected for a third term. It's insane. If the military, CIA, FBI, whomever, has to pull out a few fingernails to keep us from enduring another 9/11, so be it. It's reminiscent of Abu Ghraib, liberals still believe we should be housing captured terrorists at the Waldorf Astoria, including marble foot baths and all the muslim treats we can shove down their bearded, unkempt faces.
Maybe we should put one liberal with each terrorist captured, housed together in the same cell. That way, liberals could monitor the treatment of their precious muslim friends and, at the same time, we'd be dealing out the worst torture ever devised: enduring endless hours in a closed space with a rabid liberal. Nothing could be more horrific than that. Said terrorists would spill their collective guts in no time.