Monday, March 01, 2010

Obama the Drunk



Now It all makes sense.
Finally we can understand the disaster that is Obama. He's a drunk. Therefore, we can now pity him, understand his disease and send him to treatment to make him better. According to his doctor, after his latest checkup, Obama was told to stop smoking and moderate his alcohol intake. And to think that all this time I was afraid that he might be the ultimate Manchurian plant sent into the presidency to destroy the USA. How silly was I. He was merely another victim of the evils of spirited drink. In his right mind, he's as patriotic and common sensed as the rest of us, but under the influence, he acts as a communistic, bullheaded criminal. It's not his fault! HE'S A DRUNK! There IS hope.

26 comments:

TK said...

I actually hope he keeps chain smoking. It will be the first time in history that a case of terminal lung cancer will save 310 million people.

scud said...

good call. maybe we should organize a new national campaign: "Heaters for Hope". Americans could send the Whitehouse a pack of unfiltered Camels to expedite the process.

Anonymous said...

The necessity of dealing with the brain dead nut jobs making up the Rushublican party is enough to make anyone drink.

scud said...

oops, another confused lefty. Obongo hasn't had unexpected problems with the Repubs - that's a given. Of course, the nasty little fact is that he hasn't needed them. His problem is that his agenda is too radical for many in his own party. It's convenient to blame conservatives, and the Cool-Aid drinking morons in the media like to repeat the lie, but his problem is that his own party can't get on board with communism.

Heywood Jablowme said...

Earth to Scud. Do you ever have a rational thought? Or are you just trying out for a gig on Faux News?

Jeff said...

And all this time I though scud was a humorless drone out of spite. It turns out he's just a teetotaler.

Harry Balzak said...

I still can't figure out why Scud hate's Obama so much. He's continuing Bush's Global Wars of Terror. He continues Bush's policy of domestic spying. He wants to treat murderers like soldiers instead of criminals (see KSM). Like Bush, he's ballooning the deficit. He's completely beholden to Wall Street fat cats. They both have a history with cocaine and alcohol. What could possibly be the difference?

... Oh yeah, Obama's a nigger.

scud said...

Whoa! Harry, you're wrong about everything - not to be unexpected for another brainwashed leftist. Obongo was birthed by a white trailer trash whore, abandoned in Hawaii, then he chose to be mentored by the worst dirtbags available. I hate his policies and since he seems hell bent on forcing them on all of us, yes, I hate him for that. Bush wasn't perfect by a long shot, no one is, but to equate this deceitful, sh*t for brains punk to Bush is pathetic. This guy isn't qualified to shine Bush's shoes - although it is an amusing image. :)

Anonymous said...

"There's a lot to like about this budget." - Jeff

"This administration is doing fine." - Jeff

Really. And just how would anyone with a functioning brain think that? Obongo, in his quest to bankrupt America and convert this once great nation into third world Hell hole, continues to astound millions with his poor leadership, idiotic decisions, and general confusion on practically every issue.

His 2011 budget will add $9.8 trillion to the national debt of which $5.6 trillion will be interest alone. By 2020, the national debt will hit $20.3 trillion, 90% of GDP. Yes, there's a lot to like about this budget, right liberal bitches? How's that hope and change working for you?

Certainly, the GOP will reclaim congress this November and King Sh*thead is a one-termer for sure, but the extensive damage that he has fostered on our country is probably insurmountable at this point.

Oprompter is the worst, arrogant, liberal prick I've ever seen. Take health care: the vast majority of Americans want nothing to do with it, yet Odickhead wants to keep shoving it up our collective asses, regardless of what we think. And the MSM and ever-shrinking liberal buffoons sit and praise their holy messiah for it.

Keep drinking and smoking, Obongo. Your time is coming and it's coming fast.

Family Tree said...

Obongo was birthed by a white trailer trash whore". Scud, if that's true, that would make him your stepbrother.

Jeff said...

Here's some irony: Remember all the power Bush amassed for the Presidency? Remember when scud didn't protest his power grab? Well, that all power is in the hands of a black man now. I like to think he monitors this blog while he pounds Old Eddie 40s.

How long until scud assaults a Federal building with loaded fire arms?

Hannityfan said...

Ojiggaboo weren't spawned by no white woman in Hawaii! He's a arab born, unholy off spring of Lucifer and a jackal.

scud said...

Oops another myth! His skin color has nothing to do with anything. You guys wish it was that simple. Sorry to disappoint you, but racism is kept alive only by the left. Common sensed conservatives could care less what the melanin content of his skin cells are. It's his policies, simpletons!

Heywood Jablowme said...

Oxymoron...A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side, as in "Common sensed conservatives"

scud said...

id·i·ot
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiōtēs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person,
1: a person affected with extreme mental retardation
2 : a foolish or stupid person
3 : one who votes Democrat.

Jeff said...

Does Teetotaler Scud have an airplane? Cos seriously, he's t-minus 30 seconds from flying it into a Federal building. Hopefully, the Obama administration is using the wire tapping policies the Bushies handed them to monitor his every move...

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scud said...

Oh I think more than that. Big Sis has got us all monitored. Seriously, you can't be in favor of this administration, really? It's Bush X 100! More war, more spending, more debt, more Gitmo, more domestic spying, more business takeover, more economic chaos, more unemployment, more corruption, bla, bla, bla... I can't believe anyone could ever vote Dem again, ever. November is only 7 months away!

Anonymous said...

Scud, you're living proof that dementia is the leading cause of Conservatism in the U.S.

Jeff said...

Wow! Hopey may be the Greatest President Ever! He just managed to make Teetotaler Scud bad mouth the Bush administration!

Don't worry scud. I'll vote Dem. They're not perfect but at least they're not gun totin', bible thumpin', sister marryin', gay bashin', NASCAR lovin', pawn shoppin', Ten Commandment hangin', grits eatin', science hatin', moon shinin', fat, white and shiny Republicans.

scud said...

Hmm, sounds like heaven. My kinda people.

Jeff said...

Remember when Teetotaler Scud wet himself with excitement over the selections of Roberts and Scalia? His pants were around his ankles because he didn't like "activist" judges. Roberts and Scalia weren't activist. Really, they weren't.

Citizens United was a small non-profit group that wanted to distribute an anti-Hillary movie via video-on-demand. The Court was asked to determine if that violated campaign finance laws. Lawyers for Citizens offered several plausible explanations by which the law could be interpreted so that this distribution was legal.

So what happened? Scalia and Roberts legislated from the bench! They were never asked to consider the Constitutionality of McCain-Feingold, but that didn't stop them from striking down a law they didn't like. If that's not judicial activism, then I don't know what is. Peeps out of Teetotaling Scud in response to activism he claims to deplore: zero.

K. Rove said...

It's only activism if democratically appointed judges do it. Otherwise, it's strict constitutional interpretation. Don't you know anything??????

Anonymous said...

I recently stumbled across Scud's female counterpart. She's every bit as delusional as he is and a hell of a lot more prolific.

You owe it to yourself to check it out. About two-thirds of her stuff is political, but be forewarned, she fairly thin skinned and prone to delete anything she can't refute.

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