Thursday, April 08, 2010

National Suicide


15 months into the journey from Hell, two-thirds of Americans are asking the same question: just how bad can things get? Our beloved, chain smoking, community-organizer masquerading as a president continues to astound virtually everyone with his incompetency. The dwindling hardcore, toe sucking obamabots predictably remain faithful to their messiah, pinning their collective dreams on an idiot who couldn’t be hired for a mid-level management position in a real company. Just where, one must ask, is the Hope and Change? Where are the sweeping new methods of running the government, the transparency, the fiscal responsibility? The healthcare reform bill, essentially the nexus of Bammy’s administration, gets jammed down America’s throat, is an unfolding nightmare with ramifications so far reaching it boggles the mind. There’s Pelosi, grinning that horrifying grin of hers, looking every bit as insane as she really is, carrying around her gavel, like some queen sow. How did we get here? How can our once proud and powerful nation be reduced to such a horrendous cesspool of liberalism, stupidity, and financial catastrophe? Clearly, our mangled country needs a self-correction, and fast. Obysmal’s latest approval ratings continue to slide. In fact, after the healthcare debacle was passed, his rating dropped to 43%. The only silver lining in this mess are the midterm elections which hopefully will result in a mass purging of lib dem garbage out of both houses, rendering Obumma impotent less than two years into his reign of horror.

Truly, Americans need to take to heart the difficult lesson being taught here and never again waste their votes on an inexperienced, lying, uber-liberal, America-hating, pandering, arrogant, condescending, constitution-trashing, and irresponsible douchebag like Barry. 2012: please hurry.

20 comments:

Jeff said...

Boy, scud, you really hate Obama, dontcha? Good! Now you know how I felt from 2003 until 2009. He's gonna select another Supreme Court Justice soon. I hope it's a black lesbian just so we can watch you eat your skull....

skull said...

Brilliant! Absolutely right on. Bammy is an uber radical who posed as a reformer bearing gifts of hope and change. The reality has become evident that he is a Marxist scumbag who truly hates the free market and our capitalist economic system. Just watch the sycophants continue to worship him when the housing market tanks again, jobs continue to be lost and we head into hyper inflation. They will still be blaming Bush and pointing at everyone else but themselves. (Saul Alinsky tactic).

Kentucky Turtle said...

And I know y'all are going to say the reason we hate him is cause he's a Nigra. But that's not true at all. We don't like him cause he took a white man's job.

Anonymous said...

Jeff, I think you're being just a little tough on Scud. He probably wrote that post right after getting all worked up by the joint appearance of his gals up there in Minnesootta. That has to be pretty heady experience for a dyed in the wool rightard. Let's face it, if he turns out to be immortal, he'll never have another chance to be in the same room, at the same time, with two women who are dumber than he is. Though, thanks to Faux News, Scud wasn't even the stupidest man there.

scud said...

Nope, you guys do not disappoint! Another Alinsky tactic, practiced consistently by the useful idiots on the left is to demonize and denigrate the opposition. Thanks for the continued entertainment. You guys don't even realize how foolish you sound. Fear not comrades! November is coming and with it, real "hope and change".

Heywood Jablowme said...

Seriously Scud, a " tactic practiced consistently by the useful idiots on the left is to demonize and denigrate the opposition." Are you really so dense that you actually believe those tactics are practiced only by the left? Quoted below is a little something written by someone you know intimately. Someone who, believe it or not, shortly after his own inane rant goes on to whine pitifuly about the mean old name calling liberals.

"15 months into the journey from Hell, two-thirds of Americans are asking the same question: just how bad can things get? Our beloved, chain smoking, community-organizer masquerading as a president continues to astound virtually everyone with his incompetency. The dwindling hardcore, toe sucking obamabots predictably remain faithful to their messiah, pinning their collective dreams on an idiot who couldn’t be hired for a mid-level management position in a real company. Just where, one must ask, is the Hope and Change? Where are the sweeping new methods of running the government, the transparency, the fiscal responsibility? The healthcare reform bill, essentially the nexus of Bammy’s administration, gets jammed down America’s throat, is an unfolding nightmare with ramifications so far reaching it boggles the mind. There’s Pelosi, grinning that horrifying grin of hers, looking every bit as insane as she really is, carrying around her gavel, like some queen sow. How did we get here? How can our once proud and powerful nation be reduced to such a horrendous cesspool of liberalism, stupidity, and financial catastrophe? Clearly, our mangled country needs a self-correction, and fast. Obysmal’s latest approval ratings continue to slide. In fact, after the healthcare debacle was passed, his rating dropped to 43%. The only silver lining in this mess are the midterm elections which hopefully will result in a mass purging of lib dem garbage out of both houses, rendering Obumma impotent less than two years into his reign of horror.

Truly, Americans need to take to heart the difficult lesson being taught here and never again waste their votes on an inexperienced, lying, uber-liberal, America-hating, pandering, arrogant, condescending, constitution-trashing, and irresponsible douchebag like Barry. 2012: please hurry."


You're gonna have to put some real serious effort into getting a grip on reality, bud. You're way past the crazy uncle stage.

Jeff said...

Heywood: that's low. Are you so morally bankrupt that you're willing to use scud's own words against him? Have you no shame, sir? And one more thing for the rest of you libtards: It was a family values lesbian bondage club....

scud said...

Ah, touche'! However I reserve the right to do whatever I feel is appropriate when it's the truth.

Heywood Jablowme said...

I'm sorry about that Jeff, I just can't help myself sometimes. It must be that Saul Alinsky thing Uncle Scud says liberals like you and I suffer from.

scud said...
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scud said...

Seriously, doesn't it bother any of you lefties that this administration has more self proclaimed radicals - Marxists, communists, anti-capitalists and anti-free market, 60's retreads than ever before?! These people should be smoking dope at Phish concerts or listening to worn out "Dead" records in their section 8 housing projects, not advising el presidente on policy. There has to be some element of objectivity somewhere deep down in your indoctrinated soul.

Heywood Jablowme said...

Scud, for the sake of argument, let's say I did have some concerns about some of the people in this administration. Do you really think I would try and engage in a meaningful conversation about it with the person you purport to be on this blog? It may escape your notice, but you can't seem bring yourself to write in anything other than far right wing talking points.

For example, if I really wanted to have a serious talk with you about what I found objectionable about the right and specifically the George W Bush administration. I don't think it would be helpful to start off the conversation by calling him and his administration a bunch of self proclaimed radicals - fascist, war mongering, drunk on power corporatist, interested only in consolidating the wealth of world in the hands of their wealthy cronies. I mean come on now, you don't have to be the sharpest tack in the box to understand that more than likely this wouldn't result in anything other than a pissing contest between the two of us.

So I, for one, would be happy to seriously discuss politics with you in a serious, non-strident and reasonable tone. If and when you can get the tea party Scud under control. Although it won't break my heart, if you want to continue on your present course. It's completely non-productive, but a lot more fun.

Anonymous said...

If being pro-capitalists and pro-market means I have to align myself with and defend the actions of people like Massey Energy’s CEO Don Blankenship. Then yes, I'm well on my way to becoming anti-capitalist and anti-free market.

Jeff said...

I think scud's wife is hiding his meds again. Larry Summers, Timothy Geithner, Paul Volcker and Christina Romer would probably working for McCain right now had he not picked Palin for veep. They're market oriented free traders. Only in scudland, are these people "Marxists."

Anonymous said...

The latest poll from the Pew Research Center reflects that 80% of Americans have lost confidence in the government's ability to solve the nation's problems. It's the lowest rating in 50 years. Sure, you've still got the drooling, flat-lining Obama faithful who will believe anything their master says but clearly the majority of Americans see the reality of a government that is completely out of control.

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Liberal Moron said...

Here are the 10 reasons I voted democrat:

1) I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2) I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3) I believe freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4) I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5) I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6) I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all the death row inmates alive.

7) I believe that illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and social security benefits.

8) I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

9) I believe that liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past voters.

10) Finally, I voted democrat because my head is shoved so far up my ass that it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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