Saturday, March 11, 2006

Iranian Paradise

Iran target
In an unprecedented move, the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (pronounced, death wish), confiscated every can of red paint in the region, and forced the citizens of Iran to paint a giant bulls eye over the entire nation. He said that the prophet Mohammad had appeared to him in a vision and revealed to him a secret plan for himself, and his followers, to meet Allah as quickly as possible. While to the civilized and sane world, this seems a bit extreme, to the faithful followers of the religion of pieces (body parts), this is a brilliant move. Now, the rest of the world won't have any trouble with sending President Deathwish to his rightful reward. Insiders close to President Deathwish have said that in his private revelation, Mohammad promised him more than the usual 72 virgins if he accomplished his task. In fact, if the entire country were sent to Allah, President deathwish would be given double the normal amount, 144 virgins! Also, as an extra bonus, he will receive a dozen sheep, 3 ducks, his 8-year-old cousin and his own mother for his additional pleasure. What more could a faithful Muslim want?! President Deathwish can't wait. Let's all pitch in and grant him his wish. He deserves it.

13 comments:

Mr. Ithurtswhenipee said...

Boy oh boy! That Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sound like a complete nut job. Imagine living in a country where the President talks to God, and believes that he is carrying out divine will. You would think that the people of that country would be smart enough to depose such a jack ass. Unfortunately Iran must be full of Abdullah el-Scuds keeping him in power.

scud said...

That is so predictable of a typical leftist. Moral equivalency and the inability to discern between good and evil is a pathetic trademark of the left. Sorry VD guy, you are in the minority big time. I think most of the civilized free world can determine right and wrong on this one, and your nemesis, George Bush is the good guy.

Mr. Ithurtswhenipee said...

No Scud. What you continue to fail to see is that you can have to two bad (evil) Presidents at the same time. Typical rightard flawed "thinking". As usual you are in the minority, and wrong.

Anonymous said...

Sure scud thinks Bush is good. He hasn't been preemptively attacked by him ... yet.

Jeff said...

President Deathwish may want his nu-kuh-lar weapons, but President Douchebag is aiding and abetting. India may not have signed the Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty, but the United States did. Our treat obligation prevents us from enabling nuclear arsenals in other countries. By aiding India on the civilian side, we free resources on the military side. If Congress should be so stupid as to approve this deal, look for China to help set off an arms race on the subcontinent with aid to Pakistan. The damage may already be done. By giving India a pass, the U.S. will only bolster the confidence of President Deathwish and North Korea. The implications on neighboring countries will be far reaching. From Eygpt to Japan, heightened weariness will only add to regional instability. Heckuva job, Chimpy.

Mr. Ithurtswhenipee said...

Scud wants us all to "pitch in" and kill the President of Iran. What a fuckin' joke. Scud will do in USA v Iran the same thing he did during every other military encounter he could have served in. He'll wave the flag, piss his pants, and duck out of any kind of meaningful service. Typical coward!

ICBM said...

The Persian Gulf looks like one of those nude woman mud flaps you rednecks love on the back of your trucks.

bushsuxdik said...

You better watch what you say about scud, mr. ithurtswhenipee. He might put a sticker on his SUV denouncuing you as a traitor. Worse yet, he may call on other people's children to go to war against you.

rightard said...

Phew, wow, the rotten stench of Lib Trash is overpowering here. Scud, for your next blog write something about the percentage of methane on Pluto and then sit back and watch. Somehow, someway, these numbskulls will turn it into another Bush Shredfest.

Hey, pee-boy, how's the UTI coming?

Jeff said...

Currently, Pluto's atmosphere is cooling. Given Chimpy's love of greenhouse gasses and warmer temperatures - he won't be happy until there are banana trees growing along the Potomac, it's safe to say he's had no influence on Plutonic climate change.

will is white said...

I agree with rightard. Stinkin' Libs will blame anything on President Bush. Which is kinda pathetic, 'cause we know he's incapable of error.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be posting some jingoistic diatribe about how things are going so swimmingly on this third anniversary of Operation Iraqi Freedom,....or whatever it's being called these days?

scooterlib said...

Righturd, it's not "the stench of Lib trash" that's overpowering. What you smell is your own breath blowing back into your face. You wingnuts can't continue this orgy of non-stop Bush Ass Kissing without experiencing unpleasant side effects.