Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Ok, I admit it; I'm getting very bad at being consistent in my posts. I feel guilty, but at the same time, as I mentioned in as earlier post, it's good to be busy, make a few bucks, and then spread those bucks into the economy. I presently am in the belly of the beast, San Franfreakshow, doing some shooting for a client, and catching up on some R and R. My wife is here also taking a culinary class (actually, I came along with her). Even though it's raining - a lot - it's beautiful. Very green, unlike the gray and brown of Minnesota, and the people have been very nice, even the illegals!
So far I haven't been assaulted by any gay guys, or forced to watch any explicit gay activity, but the week is young. I know they're out there, plotting against me, seeking to overthrow my manhood and force me to join them in their insatiable quest to bring their fiery doom to straight men everywhere. It would only take a little time out here and soon I too would be shopping at Banana Republic, wearing pastel shirts, waxing and sipping soy lattes.
Oh god no! I feel the unmentionable urge! They're calling me in an inaudible sirenous chant that says, "Scud, give in to your inner calling, heaven is only one bath house away, join us, you can't resist!" I must fight! ...can't give in! ...they're too strong! No!, ...No! Too weak...Ahhagh!
Sssooo, hasss everyone ssseen Brokeback? It wasss ssso sssuper! Heath Ledger iss sssuch a dreamy hunk! Gawd, he ssso dessserved the ossscar! Gawd! Hey, doesss anyone know if they've finally filed the edgess off the glory hole at the Rainbow Room yet? Gawd, I ssswear I'm not going back there until they fix that! Oh my Gawd, I picked up sssome new chinoss at Bloomingdaless lassst week. I'm going back when they have their Eassster Sssale, becaussse they are to die for! TTFN!