Ok, I admit it; I'm getting very bad at being consistent in my posts. I feel guilty, but at the same time, as I mentioned in as earlier post, it's good to be busy, make a few bucks, and then spread those bucks into the economy. I presently am in the belly of the beast, San Franfreakshow, doing some shooting for a client, and catching up on some R and R. My wife is here also taking a culinary class (actually, I came along with her). Even though it's raining - a lot - it's beautiful. Very green, unlike the gray and brown of Minnesota, and the people have been very nice, even the illegals!
So far I haven't been assaulted by any gay guys, or forced to watch any explicit gay activity, but the week is young. I know they're out there, plotting against me, seeking to overthrow my manhood and force me to join them in their insatiable quest to bring their fiery doom to straight men everywhere. It would only take a little time out here and soon I too would be shopping at Banana Republic, wearing pastel shirts, waxing and sipping soy lattes.
Oh god no! I feel the unmentionable urge! They're calling me in an inaudible sirenous chant that says, "Scud, give in to your inner calling, heaven is only one bath house away, join us, you can't resist!" I must fight! ...can't give in! ...they're too strong! No!, ...No! Too weak...Ahhagh!
Sssooo, hasss everyone ssseen Brokeback? It wasss ssso sssuper! Heath Ledger iss sssuch a dreamy hunk! Gawd, he ssso dessserved the ossscar! Gawd! Hey, doesss anyone know if they've finally filed the edgess off the glory hole at the Rainbow Room yet? Gawd, I ssswear I'm not going back there until they fix that! Oh my Gawd, I picked up sssome new chinoss at Bloomingdaless lassst week. I'm going back when they have their Eassster Sssale, becaussse they are to die for! TTFN!
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I wear Banana Republic, have some pastel shirts, it took me years to convince my friends that you gotta wax your eye brows but I draw the line at soy lattes. That's just ghey...
Scud, you'd still better watch youself out there.
Though it's a proven fact that 75% of gay people are born that way. It's also important to remember, that the other 25% got sucked in.
Nice pic of yourself Paul. Your Mom must be proud of what she raised.....
ROTFLMAO!!! You fly over guys are either curious or naive. You couldn't pay me enough to click a link with "goatse" in the text but that blatant clue didn't stop you from clicking away....
What the Hell?
You're right, naive is it. I had to remove a comment because of the link that was included. It was beyond my tolerance level. I like to have fun with this blog - the usually, witty banter back and forth is cool, but there is a difference between discussion, free speech and abuse and mental illness. Keep it clean or you're gone. Thank you.
Jeff accusing someone of being naive, that's rich coming from a guy who quotes CBS and Gallup polls like they were gospel.
Jeff is:
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Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while I should be working and doing something productive in my tiny cube with the plastic house plant.
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