Monday, May 22, 2006

It's Greener On Our Side!

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Sorry for the delay. I had to take a brief hiatus for a variety of reasons - booming business, thanks to this economy - a result of bold leadership on the part of President Bush; and the need to cleanse my soul of the fowl stench of despair that had been growing due to the festering puss filled sore of liberalism that has been crippling our country for the past several years. I had to step away, listen to some music, read a novel or two, vege on some TV and medicate my psyche with some therapeutic lawn care. The lawn is looking great by the way.

It is overwhelming sometimes to listen to the constant barrage of hate and negativity that is projectile vomited forth from the left in this country. There seems to be a complete disconnect with reality as to what the world is facing. The short-term memory loss is amazing, and the ability to distort, deceive and rewrite facts is nothing short of breathtaking. This great deception is no longer an anomaly attributable to a few fringe wingnuts, but now seems to have crept into the very core of the Demoncratic party, the mainstream media, Education, Hollywood and some spineless Republicans in congress. There is a wave of insanity that has blanketed much of our country and I truly fear for our ability to survive if it continues. Unfortunately, it is the infected ones that have the microphone. Too often it appears that our media would rather see our country under a Hammer and Sickle flag than the Stars and Stripes. It feels that the level of anger, bitterness and hatred on the part of the left is at an 1860's level. Wasn't it that political genius, Al Gore that said there were two Americas? Well, that's probably the only thing I would agree with Gore about. Although it's not rich and poor like old Al tried to say, it's American and Anti-American. Yeah, that's right, Anti-American! Contrary to the hate filled left trying to convince us that, "Dissent is patriotic", commonsense should tell us that when you want your own country to loose a war, hate and make fun of your president, publish terrorist fighting tactics with the intention of embarrassing and discrediting the administration and hurting our war efforts, put out movies and publish stories that make the US look bad and emboldens the enemy, yeah, that's anti-American. And I am sick of it!

What happened to civil discourse? Even when the Rapist in Chief, Mega-Narcissist, Bill Clinton and the Evil White Witch, Hillary controlled the Whitehouse, conservatives were more controlled in their rhetoric. Of course there were exceptions, but it wasn't an emotional pandemic that became a cultural chant. Sure he was impeached but let's face it, anyone with half a brain and a modicum of sense should be able to admit that he deserved it. And oddly enough, if it wasn't for his and Hillary’s' stubbornness and refusal to step down like any indecent leader would have, Gore would have been president and probably would have won the election easily in 2000. I think that is why Republicans didn't push removal in the senate. So, thanks Bill. But I digress.

It is because of this tidal wave of acidic bile that now flows from the left in this nation that I had to take a few weeks off, concentrate on my business, and tend to my yard. I'll try to ride the wave more often again and to try my best to honor and promote what sanity still exists in this country and to point out the insanity of the left whenever possible.

I will continue to pray for our country, for our governmental leaders and for the leftist haters among us, that they might see clearly some day. I would encourage all who are Christ followers to do likewise. Our future depends on it.

Now back to mowing.

12 comments:

The Final Rhino said...

Progress! Even a boho hippie Vermont liberal like myself can agree with you on one salient fact: The nation's lawns are looking tremendous.

I know that several hundred pounds of fine Scotts products and three weeks of non-stop flooding rain have turned my once morose yard into a photo from an Irish tourist magazine. A steak on the grill, some baseball on the radio and I'm livin' very large.

I disagree with pretty much everything else you said; but as long as the two Americas can share tips about mowing heights and crabgrass control, I think we'll be okay!

Relax Big Man, summer time, have some Ben & Jerry's and it all start to feel better.

scud said...

Thank you! Good point. So far here in Minny, the cool weather and ample rain have had the same results. After the long stagnant winter, there is no better smell than a freshly cut lawn, and brats on the grill. A great way to medicate!

Anonymous said...

Here it is, "Now back to mowing." Scud's one intelligent statement in all that posturing.

Jeff said...

I found this blog when a Jesus' General reader linked to it. At the time I thought it was parody much like the General. The true nature of the blogger was revealed by only through additional statements in the comments section.

Yet, it's difficult to imagine this as the work of a sane and rational character:

What happened to civil discourse? Even when the Rapist in Chief, Mega-Narcissist, Bill Clinton and the Evil White Witch, Hillary controlled the Whitehouse, conservatives were more controlled in their rhetoric.

If nothing else, this proves that scud's still a member of the 29 percent club. Well, somebody has to sip the Kool-aid.

scud said...

Yup. Proudly, and by the gallon. Unlike the potion you apparently guzzle, mixed by satan, I prefer truth serum. The view is much clearer.

Bottoms up!

Jesus said...

scud, you're goin' to hell just for being stupid.

Jeff said...

It would be nice if somebody offered George W. Bush a dose of truth serum. I would like to know *why* he agreed to launch the Iraqi war. It wasn't WMD or ties to al Qaeda as we've seen from notes taken during a meeting with Blair. Despite the aid of a tongue loosening agent - if it can be obtained under his medicare plan - we may never know why Bush wanted to invade Iraq. I suspect an army of interests each with its own particular war fetish persuaded him to the task. The President, not known for his grey matter, soon caved to their arguments.

Cheney wanted a "cake-walk" victory to ease the sting of bin Laden's disappearance in the Tora Bora mountains. Rumsfailed wanted to showcase the "shock and awe" of his nimble little army. Big oil had a say and so did the neo-cons. The former wanted access to rich fields while the latter wanted to "shake things up" in the Middle East. Bush answered to a high Father. He strolled around the White House lawn and Jesus told him to invade. If nothing else, we've learned that the Prince of Peace is a war mongerer...

scud said...

Thanks Jeff. Like I've been saying, the left is blind and therefore dangerous and detrimental to our survival. Please gather up all your buddies and move to some utopian environment like Mexico and have a good life.

thanks!

scooterlib said...

I'll take blind, over brain-dead anytime. Which, by consistently screwing up, is the position Bush and friends have laid claim to.

Instead of moving Jeff and his buddies out of the country. A more appropriate plan would be to round up the Wingnuts and move them to a nice fascist country of their choice. A neo-con kind of place where neither they, nor the government would have to worry about trivial things like civil rights. The math alone proves it would be a whole lot easier to round up and move the 30% who still support GWB policies. Than to try and move the more sensible 70% of the population.

Jeff said...

Care to provide a reality-based explanation for how the 'left' is "detrimental" to our survival?

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