Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Kerry Stumps for Republicans!
Thank you John Kerry. Your true patriotism has shown through your selfless and courageous act of putting partisanship aside, and reminding America why it is important to vote for Republicans next week. Perhaps this is a small glimpse of the courage under fire you displayed during your heroic service in Viet Nam where you sacrificed yourself for the benefit of others. Such feats of bravery like the time you beached your swift boat - against regulations - jumped ashore and heroically chased down a wounded teenager in a loincloth and bravely shot him in the back. Wow, what a fine example of bravery, leadership and military skill. It is no wonder that you and only you have the moral and military authority to lecture others as to how to conduct a war.
Just when Demoncrats were running to Home Depot to pick out new window coverings for their new offices in the senate office building, good old John Kerry found a microphone and reminded the voters why Dems cannot be trusted with power. Kerry told a college audience, "You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Or in other words, our military is made up of idiots. Thank you John Kerry.
The dirty little secret that the Demoncrats have been trying hard to mask this election season is that Kerry's statement, is exactly how the majority of the left feels about our military. Even "HillBilly" revealed his true demoncratic nature by his acknowledgement that he and his liberal comrads, "loathe the military". Being the pathological liar that he is, he now would modify that statement, but the sentiment is there and is indicative of the entire party leadership.
This will have implications on this election. I look forward to next Tuesday. Thanks again, John, you're quite the hero.