In an unprecedented move today, President Obama called on fellow demoncrats to put on the same tennis shoes and purple track suits worn by the infamous Heaven's Gate Cult of California in preparation of the political suicide they are embarking on to save his image. From the podium this afternoon, Obama, nose aimed at the ceiling in arrogance, called on his comrades to be brave and take one for the team.
"Strap on the Nike's of loyalty and the track suit of commitment for my sake!", he shouted from the podium. "Don't worry about the great unwashed masses jamming the phone lines and email servers. We know that they are too stupid to understand how much we know what's best for them. Stay strong, and lay down your careers for me." "Who knows, maybe you can get a cushy job in my administration, or working for George Soros in one of his many clandestine shell companies used for the take down of this evil empire." "Be strong comrades!"
With that, Obama's minions, the Obama youth (Acorn), began to pass out the purple Nike's and track suits that the dems will wear as they go to their great reward in servitude to the master.
It was reported that one lone dem showed some resistance in taking the suicide uniform only to be quickly and silently dragged out of the room by several of the Obama brownshirts. The resistor wasn't seen again.
Hail to the Chief. The tail of the comet draws near.
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roger that. Impeachment will be an option because of his obfuscation and trampling of the constitution. I would cheer. His behavior is worse than Clinton's lying under oath or suborning perjury.
Scud and friends are living proof that the "dumbing down of America" plan has succeeded.
Yeah, so dumb that we understand the constitution and you lefties have no idea what it's for.
Isn't scud cute? He's invoking the Constitution again just like he did when Bush invaded Iraq without a declaration of war ... hey, wait a minute.
Unfortunately Scud, as was just pointed out, yours is an extremely selective understanding of the Constitution.
Another great thing about the Constitution is that there's absolutely nothing in it to prevent Rush from moving to his new home in Costa Rica. Adios Amigo.
Pelosi's approval rating: 11%. Reid's approval rating: 8%. Pucker-up lib dem garbage, November is coming and it will be a bloodbath for the Dimwits. The reign of stupidity will be short lived.
Saw a hilarious bumper sticker the other day: "Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot".
How true, how true.
If that's the case TK, when you going back to Kenya?
Anonymous: how much you willing to bet on Pelosi losing her seat? Name your price and I'll cover it.
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Scud is in the wrong flyover state
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It might be a good idea for Conservatives to ignore their 2010 Census form. You know, prying government and all.
We're all headed over to Scud's favorite Bondage Club tonight. So if any of you guy happen to be in the Twin City area, feel free to drop by. The GOP is picking up the tab.
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