Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Hillary the Borg Queen-Resistance is Futile

hillary borg queen
Hilary Clinton made a surprise announcement today at a NYC Press conference in which she admitted being the true Borg Queen. She then followed by saying in a slightly mechanized voice, that "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile". She then proceeded to peel off the nasty pink pollyester pantsuit she was wearing and her ever changing hairstyle wig, and revealed her true form. One Times reporter was overheard whispering to himself, "Gawd Almighty, no wonder Bill won't sleep with her, gross!" Hillary, with her super Borg powers, overheard his mutterings and stared at him intently. Suddenly, the reporter's head exploded into a fine red mist that coated the room. Hillary then asked politely, "Are there any questions?" Not surprisingly, the room was quiet. She then pulled out an easle with a large photograph of the Borg cube. She pointed one of her robotic fingers at it and exclaimed that this was the Borg vision of the world under new Borg rule. As her voice became increasingly mechanical, she stated, "Do not fear, just like the goals of liberalism, there will be no poverty, hunger, or pain. There will be no rich, no need for individualism, religion or hope. We are Borg. We are one. Resistance is futile."

The reporters in the room were silent for a few seconds more, then nodded compliently and said to each other, " Yeah, that makes sense. Hillary's right, she's always right. I guess we are Borg." "Yup", another said, "We are Borg". "Let's get assimilated". "We have been for years", another said. "Oh yeah, Hail Hillary! The Borg Queen!"

Resistance is Futile.
But We're gonna try. And we will win.

19 comments:

O Bloody Hell said...

She looks just like scud.

Tom said...

Excellent picture. That's the best Hitlery Rotten Klintoon has ever looked.

Mr. Fister said...

I'd love to see her fisting Seven of Nine....,or maybe just using dildos on each other. Either way, it'd be smokin'.

scud said...

You're a sick puppy.

Jeff said...

flyover: since you're probably one of the few guys left with a "W" sticker on his SUV, I'd like to ask a favor. Can you list all Dubya's accomplishments? Here, I'll get you started.

1. Put his arm around the fireman

tom said...

How about Clinton's accomplishments? Here, I'll get you started.

1. Monica Blewinsky

Anonymous said...

I'll list Hillary's accomplishments.

1. Um, well..........nevermind.

tom said...

Allow me to list John Kerry's accomplishments.

1.

Jeff said...

Hmmm I thought so. The entire Bush presidency rests on an arm around a fireman.

Despite the red herring, I'll submit some Klintonian accomplishments:

1. Balanced the federal budget (Republicans fail to see why that's important) and reduced the Federal deficit (i.e., Reagan's debt) by 600 billion dollars.

2. 1994 Crime Bill placed 100,000 new cops on the streets and lengthened sentences. The economist Steven Levy recently demonstrated these measures were second only to abortion in crime reduction during the 90s.

3. While Chimpy oversaw one of the largest expansions of government, Klinton presided over one of its largest reductions (over 300,000 bureaucrats). Again, Republicans fail to get it.

4. One of my personal favorites: He eliminated tax deductions for lobbying expenses. (Republicans LOVE lobbyists).

scud said...

So sorry Jeff, I'll get to your question as soon as I have time. I'm always happy to try to fill an empty head with much needed correct information. However, some of us don't sit in a cubical maze slaving for "the man", or in your case, wasting time, sucking on the corporate teet while others slave to provide a year end bonus for "the man" and suply you with your bi-weekly grocery money. I work very hard to provide for my family, and the families of my employees. I'm sure that's a concept that has somehow escaped your pathetic misguided little life. But who knows maybe a few more facts will help you out. Just for starters, everything you mentioned as The rapist's accomplishments are the results of him putting his finger to the wind and adopting conservative ideas, then taking credit for them as his own. Fortunately for the country, he was enough of an egomaniac and narcacist to care most about being liked and did whatever he could to facilitate that goal, including the adoption of conservative concepts. And his political whore partner, The Borg Queen, is no better, in fact probably worse.

Jeff said...

flyover: again you are the victim of right wing propaganda. I realize we live on different planes but in the reality-based community, we prefer tangible measurements to empty rhetoric.

Federal spending as a percentage of GDP.
Federal deficit increases by administration.

Long Dong Silver (Thomas Fan) said...

Remember how the fundies used to glorify Pat Tillman? Well he didn't like their god^H^H^Hpresident: Anatomy of a Disgrace.

tom said...

Oh, c'mon Jeffey-baby, why stop there? You forgot a few:

Travelgate, filegate, zippergate, vandalgate, pardongate, artgate, giftgate, Chinagate....

Murder, espionage, sex, fraud, perjury, impeachment, yep, he was quite a guy, Jeff. No surprise you are so enamored with him, his values fit perfectly with any average garden-variety lib.

Jeff said...

tom: I spelled his name in the requisite Klinton bashing manner so I'm not sure how you've drawn your conclusion. I preferred life under Klinton to life under Chimpy, but that doesn't mean I'm "enamored." Given a choice between a hummer in the Oval Office and contrived war for reasons that are still not forthcoming I'll choose the former.

BTW: How many ppl have the Klintons murdered? I keep losing count.

Mr. Ithurtswhenipee said...

I love how idiot Tom equates Klinton's "crimes" like murder (not), espionage (not), fraud (not), and perjury (guilty) with sex. It's just so dirty! Maybe when Tom is having sex with his wife/girlfriend/hand, he feels like a filthy criminal. So sad....so very sad.

scud said...

Hey Pee pain,
Thank you for proving to the class that you are very deserving of your back row, dunce capped status. You must be very proud. Maybe you should try to read (if you can) more than the talking points from Move on, Michael Moore or the other useful idiots that litter the landscape with their pseudo-intellectual refuse.

Contrived war? I thought we went in there for the oil? that's why gas is at $3.00 per gallon right? that huge pipeline from Iraq to "Chimpy's" house must be taking longer to build. Dang!

Jeff said...

flyover: Nice strawman. Nobody said anything about oil. I don't pretend to know why these guys were hell-bent for war. Why don't you share with the class the reason for Bush's War based on his 2003 rationales?

Homer Sexual said...

Pardongate? I assume this refers to Bush. He pardoned a counterfeiter, four drug traffickers, a saboteur and an embezzler. "I know what's in their hearts."

BorgGixtah said...

horrible think.....