Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Sorry to disappoint you all, but I'm off to Europe to spread the gospel of conservatism to our demented socialist pseudo-allies across the pond. We start in London, then to Gay Pareee, then Venice, Tuscany and Rome. I promise to wear my biggest USA shirt, cowboy boots and Bush hat. I also promise to talk loud, in English only, make fun of everything I see and hear that's not familiar, and ask for French fries at every French restaurant. I'll let you know how it goes. Viva la USA!
Here's a homework assignment for all you kind hearted, inclusive, and diversity minded libs: watch for any replays of the "massive" anti-War/Bush/America rally from last weekend, and tell me how proud you must be that those circus animals that were on display in DC, are now the voice of the demoncrat party and the liberal ideology of the left. Please tell us how you think you ever will have a shot at winning a major election again?